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Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:36 pm
by Rich Scopie
Little waster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:32 pm
Rich Scopie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:12 am
I'm off to the pub for a lunchtime pint. Does anyone want to bet on her still being PM by the time I leave?
This is going to be touch and go.
I’m still on my second pint. I win.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:37 pm
by dyqik
Rich Scopie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:36 pm
Little waster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:32 pm
Rich Scopie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:12 am
I'm off to the pub for a lunchtime pint. Does anyone want to bet on her still being PM by the time I leave?
This is going to be touch and go.
I’m still on my second pint. I win.
She's in post for another week until the leadership election is done.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:40 pm
by lpm
Awww, look at the happy little face of the lettuce. I'm pleased for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-RE95lKJ0
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:41 pm
by Little waster
The Lizttuce wrote:Something something mandate something something fairytale something something MAINTAIN ECONOMIC STABILITY. *weird smirk, about turn, stomp back into No10*
A big result there for the much-fancied
Lactuca family, they'll be dancing in the muddy fields of the Sto Plains tonight.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:44 pm
by lpm
Why are they having a leadership election? The lettuce won fair and square. Why doesn't the King simply send for the lettuce right now?
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:45 pm
by lpm
We've had 4 vegetables in a row. Why not try a salad?
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:47 pm
by dyqik
lpm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:45 pm
We've had 4 vegetables in a row. Why not try a salad?
I'd be interested in your opinion of which PM was which specific vegetable.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:48 pm
by Little waster
lpm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:45 pm
Why not try a salad?
I think that was the 1988 slogan of the short-lived Social Liberal Democrat pupal-state of the LDs.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:50 pm
by lpm
Liz Truss spent longer in the stupid election campaign over the summer than she spent as Prime Minister.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:52 pm
by lpm
I'm amazed that saying "I'm a fighter, not a quitter" failed to work. How can that not work? She said it in a confident voice and everything.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:53 pm
by Little waster
dyqik wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:47 pm
lpm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:45 pm
We've had 4 vegetables in a row. Why not try a salad?
I'd be interested in your opinion of which PM was which specific vegetable.
Cameron - cucumber - slick and shiny, f.ck all substance, looks like a dick.
May - broccoli - boring and unloved, not missed.
Johnson - pumpkin - bloated and orange, primarily used to scare children
Truss - kebab salad - clearly made sense to somebody who was obviously pissed, by the time they'd sobered up, it had already began to curl up and turn brown stinking up the place.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:59 pm
by TimW
dyqik wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:37 pm
Rich Scopie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:36 pm
I’m still on my second pint. I win.
She's in post for another week until the leadership election is done.
He'll be shitfaced but it's worth it.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:01 pm
by wilsontown
Rich Scopie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:36 pm
Little waster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:32 pm
Rich Scopie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:12 am
I'm off to the pub for a lunchtime pint. Does anyone want to bet on her still being PM by the time I leave?
This is going to be touch and go.
I’m still on my second pint. I win.
On my first. Think I might have a few more now.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:03 pm
by Martin Y
Lettuce with a gladsome mind.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:30 pm
by Rich Scopie
TimW wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:59 pm
dyqik wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:37 pm
Rich Scopie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:36 pm
I’m still on my second pint. I win.
She's in post for another week until the leadership election is done.
He'll be shitfaced but it's worth it.
*starts crowdfunder*
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:59 pm
by Bird on a Fire
Little waster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:53 pm
dyqik wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:47 pm
lpm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:45 pm
We've had 4 vegetables in a row. Why not try a salad?
I'd be interested in your opinion of which PM was which specific vegetable.
Cameron - cucumber - slick and shiny, f.ck all substance, looks like a dick.
May - broccoli - boring and unloved, not missed.
Johnson - pumpkin - bloated and orange, primarily used to scare children
Truss - kebab salad - clearly made sense to somebody who was obviously pissed, by the time they'd sobered up, it had already began to curl up and turn brown stinking up the place.
Lolz
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:05 pm
by Little waster
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Leader of the Conservative and Unionist Party.
It appears that Liz Truss’s resignation will set another unwanted record, by making her the first prime minister in recent history not to call the UK’s devolved leaders at any point while in office.
Under a modern convention, one of the first acts of a new prime minister is to make a courtesy call to the first ministers of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 4:48 pm
by temptar
Oh come On. She had six weeks to do that.
No wonder they all have separation movements.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 4:59 pm
by bjn
I lost the 50p bet with MrsBJN that she'd be gone by Weds. So close....
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 5:08 pm
by Little waster
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:07 pm
by Millennie Al
Let us hope that the next PM is at least as much better than Liz Truss as she was better than Boris. Unlike Boris and Brexit, her crazy policies were easily and quickly reversed, and unlike Boris, she did not desperately hang on to power for months after it had become obvious that she was not wanted. Maybe th enext PM will at least not make things worse.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:14 pm
by Gfamily
Maybe the next one could have those wifi enabled anal beads.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:10 am
by plodder
Millennie Al wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:07 pm
Let us hope that the next PM is at least as much better than Liz Truss as she was better than Boris. Unlike Boris and Brexit, her crazy policies were easily and quickly reversed, and unlike Boris, she did not desperately hang on to power for months after it had become obvious that she was not wanted. Maybe th enext PM will at least not make things worse.
Isn’t that Theresa Coffey?
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 5:58 am
by EACLucifer
lpm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:44 pm
Why are they having a leadership election? The lettuce won fair and square. Why doesn't the King simply send for the lettuce right now?
In light of the current political situation, I think the lettuce would rather romaine where it is.
Re: Liz Truss - an unending void of horror and pain
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:00 am
by Martin_B
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 5:58 am
lpm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:44 pm
Why are they having a leadership election? The lettuce won fair and square. Why doesn't the King simply send for the lettuce right now?
In light of the current political situation, I think the lettuce would rather romaine where it is.
Why?
'Cos