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Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:02 pm
by Tessa K
So now the advice is to have sex doggy style to reduce the likelihood of catching Covid. For some people wearing a mask is already a fetish so they'll be ahead of the curve.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-53736087
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:25 pm
by AMS
Also "casual sex is still banned" (!) - on which point I saw a tweet asking whether formal sex was still allowed.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:29 pm
by Tessa K
AMS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:25 pm
Also "casual sex is still banned" (!) - on which point I saw a tweet asking whether formal sex was still allowed.
Full evening dress and, where possible, a tiara.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:00 pm
by AMS
Tessa K wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:29 pm
AMS wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:25 pm
Also "casual sex is still banned" (!) - on which point I saw a tweet asking whether formal sex was still allowed.
Full evening dress and, where possible, a tiara.
And no more than 6 people.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:57 pm
by JQH
So it's now legal to meet someone outside your household for sex. Now I wonder which member of the Cabinet that will suit?
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:17 pm
by Gfamily
Is it to prepare us for Brexit?
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:19 pm
by EACLucifer
For extra safety, use a glory hole
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pm
by sTeamTraen
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:19 pm
For extra safety, use a glory hole
That is
part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:
m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:25 pm
by bob sterman
Tessa K wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:02 pm
So now the advice is to have sex doggy style to reduce the likelihood of catching Covid. For some people wearing a mask is already a fetish so they'll be ahead of the curve.
Isn't the advice to stay behind the curve?
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 am
by EACLucifer
sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pm
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:19 pm
For extra safety, use a glory hole
That is
part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:
m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:38 am
by Tessa K
JQH wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:57 pm
So it's now legal to meet someone outside your household for sex. Now I wonder which member of the Cabinet that will suit?
Outside your household? I'm taking that to mean outdoor sex. It's getting a bit nippy for that so maybe dogging in a nice warm car. Dogging doggy style.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:48 am
by Bird on a Fire
Tessa K wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:38 am
JQH wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:57 pm
So it's now legal to meet someone outside your household for sex. Now I wonder which member of the Cabinet that will suit?
Outside your household? I'm taking that to mean outdoor sex. It's getting a bit nippy for that so maybe dogging in a nice warm car. Dogging doggy style.
Sticking your head out the window with your ears flapping in the breeze?
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:59 am
by Tessa K
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 am
sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pm
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:19 pm
For extra safety, use a glory hole
That is
part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:
m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?
Or you can just sit on the washing machine when it goes into spin cycle, an old housewife's favourite.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:57 pm
by mediocrity511
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 am
sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pm
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:19 pm
For extra safety, use a glory hole
That is
part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:
m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?
I did have an interesting conversation a little while ago with a dominatrix about how they risk assessed their various activities and she drew similar conclusions!
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:46 pm
by basementer
Tessa K wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:59 am
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 am
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?
Or you can just sit on the washing machine when it goes into spin cycle, an old housewife's favourite.
I might get banned from the laundrette.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:08 pm
by shpalman
I might get banned from Currys.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:35 pm
by Bird on a Fire
Can't I just sit on the old housewife?
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:43 am
by AMS
shpalman wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:08 pm
I might get banned from Currys.
They don't usually have the machines running in the store. The launderette is a better bet.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:54 am
by Tessa K
mediocrity511 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:57 pm
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 am
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?
I did have an interesting conversation a little while ago with a dominatrix about how they risk assessed their various activities and she drew similar conclusions!
Just wrap the sub in clingfilm and put a gas mask on them, that should do it.
Re: Doggy style
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:33 pm
by JQH
Tessa K wrote: ↑Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:54 am
mediocrity511 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:57 pm
EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 am
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?
I did have an interesting conversation a little while ago with a dominatrix about how they risk assessed their various activities and she drew similar conclusions!
Just wrap the sub in clingfilm and put a gas mask on them, that should do it.
And charge extra for it!