Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 3:51 am

Karen or whatever her name is would like a pardon

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/ ... 10849?s=21
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by FlammableFlower » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:18 am

"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"

Wow.

Deserve.

Just, wow.

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by JQH » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:35 am

FlammableFlower wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:18 am
"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"
Possibly more than that. She was part of a mob that murdered a police officer - I understand that in the parts of the US that retain the death penalty it's pretty much mandatory where murder has been committed in pursuit of another crime.
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:50 am

JQH wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:35 am
FlammableFlower wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:18 am
"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"
Possibly more than that. She was part of a mob that murdered a police officer - I understand that in the parts of the US that retain the death penalty it's pretty much mandatory where murder has been committed in pursuit of another crime.
Another plea for leniency from lawyer for poor misunderstood fire extinguisher guy here

I really hope all these f.ckers don’t escape consequences

https://twitter.com/cuomoprimetime/stat ... 18496?s=21
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Chris Preston » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:54 am

Fortunately for all, DC has abolished the death penalty.

Federal Courts can still impose a death penalty, but under a Biden administration, prosecutors are unlikely to request it.
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Little waster » Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:34 am

Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:50 am
JQH wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:35 am
FlammableFlower wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:18 am
"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"
Possibly more than that. She was part of a mob that murdered a police officer - I understand that in the parts of the US that retain the death penalty it's pretty much mandatory where murder has been committed in pursuit of another crime.
Another plea for leniency from lawyer for poor misunderstood fire extinguisher guy here

I really hope all these f.ckers don’t escape consequences

https://twitter.com/cuomoprimetime/stat ... 18496?s=21
It’s nice to see the MAGAt movement reach the “rats in a sack” stage.

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 4:49 pm

Pelosi desk appreciation man’s lawyer is upset he’s been remanded in custody. Looks like he hid evidence.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/01/1 ... ase-459807
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 5:04 pm

I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by lpm » Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:52 pm

Let's not call them by the silly names they like. Let's call Gionet and friends by the names they'll serve their sentences under.

It really works well for fascist c.nts to have joke names or unthreatening names. "Based Stickman". "The Donald". "Boris".
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:07 pm

Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by dyqik » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:17 pm

Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:07 pm
Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21
Of course, only the stupid ones get caught.

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:30 pm

dyqik wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:17 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:07 pm
Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21
Of course, only the stupid ones get caught.
500 bullets is a ridiculous amount of ammunition for a handgun. Difficult to see how he could possibly use it in an assassination attempt but the amount presumably made it easier to find. Always possible he was transporting ammo for an accomplice of course.
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:49 pm

I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:13 pm

Well he made himself incredibly obvious
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by tenchboy » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:30 pm

Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:30 pm
dyqik wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:17 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:07 pm
Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21
Of course, only the stupid ones get caught.
500 bullets is a ridiculous amount of ammunition for a handgun. Difficult to see how he could possibly use it in an assassination attempt but the amount presumably made it easier to find. Always possible he was transporting ammo for an accomplice of course.
He admitted to cops he was carrying a Glock semi-automatic pistol in his truck
too...
which is a bit more than the six-shooter that 'handgun' might otherwise conjure to the mind.
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:05 pm

Yeah the first thing I read didn’t mention a glock

This is worrying
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by jimbob » Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:12 pm

Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 5:04 pm
Baked Alaska baked arrested

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-do ... 412235bd8d
https://twitter.com/desertborder/status ... 76450?s=20

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by bjn » Sat Jan 16, 2021 11:54 pm

There is now a website dedicated to tracking the arrest and charging of the seditious.

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sun Jan 17, 2021 3:08 am

Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:05 pm
Yeah the first thing I read didn’t mention a glock

This is worryingD660164E-3B04-4E0F-8BE3-6FE3894AFB8F.jpeg
Apparently it was all a silly mistake :shock:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/16/us/p ... point.html
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Boustrophedon » Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm

tenchboy wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:30 pm
He admitted to cops he was carrying a Glock semi-automatic pistol in his truck
too...
which is a bit more than the six-shooter that 'handgun' might otherwise conjure to the mind.
ETA to make sense. Not sure I succeeded.
Almost any (semi) automatic carries more than 6 rounds, usually up to 17 or 18 in a modern one.
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:21 pm

I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Grumble » Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:39 pm

Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:21 pm
I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download

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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Gfamily » Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:47 pm

Grumble wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:39 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:21 pm
I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download

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It was there earlier
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Stranger Mouse » Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:17 pm

Gfamily wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:47 pm
Grumble wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:39 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:21 pm
I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download

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Page not found
It was there earlier
Yeah - it’s listed here under “Lang” but with a broken link

https://www.justice.gov/opa/investigati ... ce-capitol
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Re: Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

Post by Martin Y » Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:55 pm

But it says he's at the White House. Surely an iron-clad alibi.

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