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Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:21 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
Williamson he gawn

Buckland he gawn

Rumours are Patel "looks unhappy" and that Dowden might replace Williamson. Apparently, and brilliantly, the next SoS of food and other shite might well be a guy called Mark Spencer.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:36 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
Jenrick he gawn

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm
by nezumi
I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:02 pm
by plodder
nezumi wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm
I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.
Haha

Me too. Jenrick's the guy behind the "rip up the planning system" thing isn't he? Glad he's off, and I'm sure he was enormously unpopular amongst Tory Villagers in The Shires.

Would be great to see that great big f.ck-off Raab get fired.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:10 pm
by monkey
nezumi wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm
I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.
It's always fun, right up until they announce the replacements.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:26 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
Apparers Raab is being downgraded to Justice Secretary, but gets to keep the Deputy PM title, because he did ever so well at that job, didn't he.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:46 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
Priti Patel is... staying. Sorry.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:06 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
The new foreign secretary is celebrated in my avatar.

Gove becomes minister for housinge.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:08 pm
by plodder
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:06 pm
The new foreign secretary is celebrated in my avatar.

Gove becomes minister for housinge.
How does Liz Truss keep getting promoted?

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:10 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
I'm sure we'll find out eventually. The Tory membership f.cking love her, they think she's awesome. Maybe it's got summat to do with pork markets.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:12 pm
by Trinucleus
plodder wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:08 pm
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:06 pm
The new foreign secretary is celebrated in my avatar.

Gove becomes minister for housinge.
How does Liz Truss keep getting promoted?
Sucking up to the PM

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
In case you wondered
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Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:25 pm
by Trinucleus
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm
In case you wondered

(I can't get net) satisfaction.png
Wow - a decision from Boris based on facts?

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:34 pm
by shpalman
Trinucleus wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:25 pm
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm
In case you wondered

(I can't get net) satisfaction.png
Wow - a decision from Boris based on facts? desperately chasing public* approval.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:40 pm
by Nero
Nadine Doris!

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:43 pm
by plodder
Gove to the Ministry of Sound.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:44 pm
by plodder
Nero wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:40 pm
Nadine Doris!
hahahaha the f.ck..........?

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:58 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
I don't think anybody was expecting that. It's like making Donald Trump president.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:41 pm
by Tessa K

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:44 pm
by Sciolus
plodder wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:02 pm
Me too. Jenrick's the guy behind the "rip up the planning system" thing isn't he? Glad he's off, and I'm sure he was enormously unpopular amongst Tory Villagers in The Shires.
There have been rumours that they were likely to row back from that policy, for tolerably obvious reasons. Replacing Jenrick with Gove, who was pretty decent as Environment Sec, makes that more credible.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:17 pm
by jdc
There's another five dozen or so here on various Dorries-related topics: http://nadine-dorries.blogspot.com/

And a few more on abortion: https://www.badscience.net/index.php?s=dorries

Oh and then there's https://jdc325.wordpress.com/?s=dorries&submit=GO

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:08 pm
by monkey
monkey wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:10 pm
nezumi wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm
I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.
It's always fun, right up until they announce the replacements.
Told you.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:26 pm
by TopBadger
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:10 pm
I'm sure we'll find out eventually. The Tory membership f.cking love her, they think she's awesome. Maybe it's got summat to do with pork markets.
And importing fruit... such madness for a cooler climate country to import fruit from warmer countries for much of the year... and we import 2/3rds of our cheese*... its a disgrace!

https://youtu.be/n_wkO4hk07o

*ah those heady days of variety on supermarket shelves. Maybe we don't now... it's back to 'the good old days' of only being able to buy strawberries for two months of the year for Tory Britain.

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:18 pm
by FlammableFlower

Re: Reshuffle!

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:28 pm
by IvanV
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm
In case you wondered

satisfaction.png
They are satisfied with Liz Truss?

And why isn't there a satisfaction rating for Mad Nad? Or would that be too embarrassing to publish?