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Interior decorate 'er? I barely know 'er!
He's really running out of friends innit.Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:30 pmThe Met have confirmed they have no objection to Sue Gray releasing her report and it will not interfere with their criminal investigation
Oh dear
Opti wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:36 pmHe's really running out of friends innit.Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:30 pmThe Met have confirmed they have no objection to Sue Gray releasing her report and it will not interfere with their criminal investigation
Oh dear
Little waster wrote: ↑Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:04 pmThe Tories continue to dredge up creatures from the slime at the shallow end of their talent pool to defend Johnson.
Peter Bone’s turn tonight on Newsnight.
According to him nobody* cares about Johnson’s rulebreaking they are more concerned about the real important issues such as abolishing the BBC, banning the gayez and renaming August Bank Holiday Margaret Thatcher Day so the media** should stop going on about it.
The irony being many of the anti-masker loons on the Tory backbenches are allegedly quite fond of a mask in THOSE circumstances.
Johnson has stated that nobody has ever told him he couldn't just whip his knob out in the middle of a "work" meeting and he refuses to comment further until Sue Gray has ruled on whether he once approached the Queen and the Indian Prime Minister, with his sad drooping Johnson out, chortling something along the lines of "Do you want to see my one-eared elephant impression?".Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:39 pmSam Coates of Sky understands that Downing Street workers have given Sue Gray photos of Boris Johnson at parties with bottles of wine and no social distancing. No news on whether his cock is out in any of the photos.
I did not know it was an orgy and only after 25 minutes did I realise this was not a meeting with the Chief Medical Officer to show a group of young medical students what STDs look like. I then stayed a further hour in the belief it was an IT lesson from Ms Arcuri.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
Not sure which I find funnier - his excuse, or him not getting invited.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
I can see one or two problems with that line of reasoning.We are still in the midst of a pandemic, the economy is turning to sh.t and we are on the brink of war with Russia. Therefore it is vitally important that we all rally around a corrupt Prime Minister who has chosen to completely shred his authority with the electorate and stop asking him all these difficult questions about his honesty, judgement and basic competence.
That’s a worse excuse than someone who turns up to A&E and says they slipped and landed on the giant cucumber that happens to be lodged 12 inches up their arse.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
That's what Sunak's generally like at parties, from what I've heard.
The PM who was probably possibly compromised during his forays with Russian oligarchs.Little waster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:00 pmGreased-Frog is trying out the government’s latest line, namely:-
I can see one or two problems with that line of reasoning.We are still in the midst of a pandemic, the economy is turning to sh.t and we are on the brink of war with Russia. Therefore it is vitally important that we all rally around a corrupt Prime Minister who has chosen to completely shred his authority with the electorate and stop asking him all these difficult questions about his honesty, judgement and basic competence.
That'll probably be tomorrow morning's ITV headline.headshot wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:09 pmThat’s a worse excuse than someone who turns up to A&E and says they slipped and landed on the giant cucumber that happens to be lodged 12 inches up their arse.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
I'm reminded of the saying that you should be nice to people on your way up as you'll meet the same people on your way back down. Considering that virtually everyone seems to be turning on Boris, I wonder what he did to them.
headshot wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:09 pmThat’s a worse excuse than someone who turns up to A&E and says they slipped and landed on the giant cucumber that happens to be lodged 12 inches up their arse.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
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A supporter of the Prime Minister has just told @c4news that Boris Johnson was “ ambushed with cake “