Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 1:39 pm
Interior decorate 'er? I barely know 'er!
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Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:30 pm
The Met have confirmed they have no objection to Sue Gray releasing her report and it will not interfere with their criminal investigation
Oh dear
Oh dear
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:36 pm
He's really running out of friends innit.Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:30 pmThe Met have confirmed they have no objection to Sue Gray releasing her report and it will not interfere with their criminal investigation
Oh dear
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 3:00 pm
Opti wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:36 pmHe's really running out of friends innit.Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:30 pmThe Met have confirmed they have no objection to Sue Gray releasing her report and it will not interfere with their criminal investigation
Oh dear
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 3:06 pm
Little waster wrote: ↑Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:04 pmThe Tories continue to dredge up creatures from the slime at the shallow end of their talent pool to defend Johnson.
Peter Bone’s turn tonight on Newsnight.
According to him nobody* cares about Johnson’s rulebreaking they are more concerned about the real important issues such as abolishing the BBC, banning the gayez and renaming August Bank Holiday Margaret Thatcher Day so the media** should stop going on about it.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:03 pm
The finest bone china...
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:05 pm
We may have the Sue Gray report sooner rather than later https://twitter.com/pippacrerar/status/ ... 24546?s=21
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:26 pm
Get it out quickly before she finds out about the orgies.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:38 pm
The irony being many of the anti-masker loons on the Tory backbenches are allegedly quite fond of a mask in THOSE circumstances.
Presumably they also consider social distancing to be maintaining the length of a torso of a young Guardsman between themselves and the Deputy Chief Whip at all times.
All those Whatsapp references to spit-roasting could also explain the confusion over whether Johnson has fitted a fire-pit in the garden of No.10.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:39 pm
Sam Coates of Sky understands that Downing Street workers have given Sue Gray photos of Boris Johnson at parties with bottles of wine and no social distancing. No news on whether his cock is out in any of the photos.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:45 pm
Johnson has stated that nobody has ever told him he couldn't just whip his knob out in the middle of a "work" meeting and he refuses to comment further until Sue Gray has ruled on whether he once approached the Queen and the Indian Prime Minister, with his sad drooping Johnson out, chortling something along the lines of "Do you want to see my one-eared elephant impression?".Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:39 pmSam Coates of Sky understands that Downing Street workers have given Sue Gray photos of Boris Johnson at parties with bottles of wine and no social distancing. No news on whether his cock is out in any of the photos.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:10 pm
New statement from Boris Johnson:
I did not know it was an orgy and only after 25 minutes did I realise this was not a meeting with the Chief Medical Officer to show a group of young medical students what STDs look like. I then stayed a further hour in the belief it was an IT lesson from Ms Arcuri.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pm
According to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:45 pm
More questions on Lulu Lytle https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/myste ... ay-1422815
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pm
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:57 pm
Not sure which I find funnier - his excuse, or him not getting invited.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:53 pm
Yeah I was there, but I wasn’t really there
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:00 pm
Greased-Frog is trying out the government’s latest line, namely:-
I can see one or two problems with that line of reasoning.We are still in the midst of a pandemic, the economy is turning to sh.t and we are on the brink of war with Russia. Therefore it is vitally important that we all rally around a corrupt Prime Minister who has chosen to completely shred his authority with the electorate and stop asking him all these difficult questions about his honesty, judgement and basic competence.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:09 pm
That’s a worse excuse than someone who turns up to A&E and says they slipped and landed on the giant cucumber that happens to be lodged 12 inches up their arse.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:10 pm
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:11 pm
Did they hold a bun to his head?
(H/t Simon Pegg)
(H/t Simon Pegg)
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:12 pm
The PM who was probably possibly compromised during his forays with Russian oligarchs.Little waster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:00 pmGreased-Frog is trying out the government’s latest line, namely:-
I can see one or two problems with that line of reasoning.We are still in the midst of a pandemic, the economy is turning to sh.t and we are on the brink of war with Russia. Therefore it is vitally important that we all rally around a corrupt Prime Minister who has chosen to completely shred his authority with the electorate and stop asking him all these difficult questions about his honesty, judgement and basic competence.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:12 pm
That'll probably be tomorrow morning's ITV headline.headshot wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:09 pmThat’s a worse excuse than someone who turns up to A&E and says they slipped and landed on the giant cucumber that happens to be lodged 12 inches up their arse.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:39 pm
I'm reminded of the saying that you should be nice to people on your way up as you'll meet the same people on your way back down. Considering that virtually everyone seems to be turning on Boris, I wonder what he did to them.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2022 12:09 am
headshot wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:09 pmThat’s a worse excuse than someone who turns up to A&E and says they slipped and landed on the giant cucumber that happens to be lodged 12 inches up their arse.jimbob wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:51 pmhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-u ... 47596.htmlStranger Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:40 pmAccording to Conor Burns our dear leader was “ambushed with a cake “
https://twitter.com/channel4news/status ... 28577?s=21
Chancellor Rishi Sunak was unintentionally present at the prime minister's birthday gathering during lockdown, a Treasury source said.
According to a Treasury source, the chancellor went to the cabinet room for a COVID strategy committee meeting, and happened upon the celebration on 19 June 2020.
Odd you should mention that
For the previous excuse about being ambushed with cake
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