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Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:51 pm
by tenchboy
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 3:52 pm
I love the idea that changing PM is a bad idea because of a war in Europe we aren't involved in, when the last time we actually were at war in Europe, we changed PM.
Top work! I like that.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:53 pm
by lpm
BREAKING.

Rushi Sunak refuses to pay fine. Says: "I've never contributed a penny to society and I'm not about to start now."

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:55 pm
by monkey
tenchboy wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:51 pm
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 3:52 pm
I love the idea that changing PM is a bad idea because of a war in Europe we aren't involved in, when the last time we actually were at war in Europe, we changed PM.
Top work! I like that.
Might annoy some people in the Former Yugoslavia who think they've been forgotten about though.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 7:55 pm
by Trinucleus
lpm wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:06 pm
You're allowed to change PM during a war you are fighting in. Twice during WW2. Once during WW1.

But this isn't our war. British troops aren't fighting. Obviously this rules out changing PM until it's over.
Meanwhile, France are electing a President without endangering Ukraine

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 8:17 pm
by Stranger Mouse
Rishi releases bland apology but doesn’t resign

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:06 pm
by Trinucleus
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 8:17 pm
Rishi releases bland apology but doesn’t resign
Pity. I was hoping for

"I am resigning. I have to, as only a complete idiot would think it possible to remain at the highest level of Government after this"

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:29 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
If Labour have any sense they'll start doing puns like Crime Minister, labouring the point trump style.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:52 pm
by lpm
Times exclusive: Sunak wrote a resignation letter, but lost his nerve

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:10 am
by Bird on a Fire
Trinucleus wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:06 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 8:17 pm
Rishi releases bland apology but doesn’t resign
Pity. I was hoping for

"I am resigning. I have to, as only a complete idiot would think it possible to remain at the highest level of Government after this"
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:11 am
by Bird on a Fire
I mean, clearly it is possible. Tory MPs don't give a sh.t. Tory voters don't pay attention. And the whole Westminster system relies on honesty and decency rather than enforcement of rules.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:16 am
by jimbob
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:11 am
I mean, clearly it is possible. Tory MPs don't give a sh.t. Tory voters don't pay attention. And the whole Westminster system relies on honesty and decency rather than enforcement of rules.
Indeed, and remember the pearl clutching by Tory MPs when Blackford said Johnson was lying.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:11 am
by Little waster
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:11 am
Tory voters don't pay attention.
Or even worse they are paying attention but are being fed a constant diet of this sort of arse-gravy:-

Image

So hysterical Lefties should stop whinging that the Prime Minister is a pathological liar and unrepentant criminal and just let him get on with the important job of ... *checks notes* ... installing Russian agents into the House of Lords in exchange for big bags of lovely, lovely money

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:13 am
by Tessa K
Little waster wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:11 am
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:11 am
Tory voters don't pay attention.
Or even worse they are paying attention but are being fed a constant diet of this sort of arse-gravy:-

Image

So hysterical Lefties should stop whinging that the Prime Minister is a pathological liar and unrepentant criminal and just let him get on with the important job of ... *checks notes* ... installing Russian agents into the House of Lords in exchange for big bags of lovely, lovely money
As plenty of people have pointed out, we changed PM twice during WW2.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:34 am
by Little waster
Tessa K wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:13 am
As plenty of people have pointed out, we changed PM twice during WW2.
TBF the Mail was cheering for "the other guy" at the time so they mightn't have the same POV of WW2 as normal, non-evil people. ;)

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:55 am
by jimbob
The PM & Chancellor got the big calls right during the pandemic & are now leading the fight against Putin's illegal war in Ukraine

They have rightly apologised. We must now move forwards & get on with delivering for people

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:56 am
by jimbob
jimbob wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:55 am
The PM & Chancellor got the big calls right during the pandemic & are now leading the fight against Putin's illegal war in Ukraine

They have rightly apologised. We must now move forwards & get on with delivering for people

https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/ ... 8151491588

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 12:57 pm
by EACLucifer
Little waster wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:11 am
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:11 am
Tory voters don't pay attention.
Or even worse they are paying attention but are being fed a constant diet of this sort of arse-gravy:-

Image

So hysterical Lefties should stop whinging that the Prime Minister is a pathological liar and unrepentant criminal and just let him get on with the important job of ... *checks notes* ... installing Russian agents into the House of Lords in exchange for big bags of lovely, lovely money
There is a war on. That's why we need competent leadership, including leadership that doesn't piss our allies off so much he ends up not invited to meetings.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 1:08 pm
by Little waster
I noticed at the bottom of a twitter thread I was reading that Kate Hoey has re-tweeted the DM front page without comment.

I can only assume approvingly*. :?


Her mindless bigotry really has taken her on a very strange political journey. :|

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:22 pm
by Stranger Mouse
Crispin Blunt: I have tweeted the most insensitive tweet of all time.

Edwina Currie: Hold my champers.

https://twitter.com/edwina_currie/statu ... TKz1UwrcoA

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:49 pm
by jimbob
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:22 pm
Crispin Blunt: I have tweeted the most insensitive tweet of all time.

Edwina Currie: Hold my champers.

https://twitter.com/edwina_currie/statu ... TKz1UwrcoA
I think the crying emoji at the end shows how sincere she is.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:53 pm
by dyqik
Little waster wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:34 am
Tessa K wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:13 am
As plenty of people have pointed out, we changed PM twice during WW2.
TBF the Mail was cheering for "the other guy" at the time so they mightn't have the same POV of WW2 as normal, non-evil people. ;)
Their leader didn't change until he shot himself in 1945.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:59 pm
by headshot
jimbob wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:49 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:22 pm
Crispin Blunt: I have tweeted the most insensitive tweet of all time.

Edwina Currie: Hold my champers.

https://twitter.com/edwina_currie/statu ... TKz1UwrcoA
I think the crying emoji at the end shows how sincere she is.
Not sure if it was this forum or another that used the initialism SMOIK to mean “smiley makes it ok” when someone said something offensive then put an emoji after it.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 3:09 pm
by Tessa K
jimbob wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:49 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:22 pm
Crispin Blunt: I have tweeted the most insensitive tweet of all time.

Edwina Currie: Hold my champers.

https://twitter.com/edwina_currie/statu ... TKz1UwrcoA
I think the crying emoji at the end shows how sincere she is.
Some of the replies are great.

It's like watching a limbo contest. Just when you think the bar can't go any lower...

Live footage from Parliament:

https://youtu.be/zJdCzNZXytk

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 3:12 pm
by Stranger Mouse
Tessa K wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 3:09 pm
jimbob wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:49 pm
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:22 pm
Crispin Blunt: I have tweeted the most insensitive tweet of all time.

Edwina Currie: Hold my champers.

https://twitter.com/edwina_currie/statu ... TKz1UwrcoA
I think the crying emoji at the end shows how sincere she is.
Some of the replies are great.

It's like watching a limbo contest. Just when you think the bar can't go any lower...
I said this at the Job Centre the other day and my job adviser said “they dig a hole under the limbo pole”

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 3:18 pm
by Tessa K
Stranger Mouse wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 3:12 pm
Tessa K wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 3:09 pm
jimbob wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:49 pm


I think the crying emoji at the end shows how sincere she is.
Some of the replies are great.

It's like watching a limbo contest. Just when you think the bar can't go any lower...
I said this at the Job Centre the other day and my job adviser said “they dig a hole under the limbo pole”
I just did an edit with a link (above)