Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by IvanV » Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:50 pm

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Compared to them, Johnson's a hilarious & charming adonis.
I have some slight knowledge of this, as I used to play cards with Adonis when we were both students.

So I am reasonably confident in asserting that adding hilarious and charming to Andrew Adonis would still leave you a long way from Boris Johnson. Big items would include removing the train-spotter and adding the dishonesty.

I was also slightly acquainted at that time with Venus, Ms S Venus that would be. But she was in the Labour party, while Adonis was a Lib Dem in those days. So they made no connection.

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by noggins » Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:35 pm

Martin_B wrote:
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Might explain Peter Stringfellow's success, too (before his death, not recently!)
Stringfellow had 4 kids by 3 wives.
Postively decent in comparision.

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by tom p » Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:10 pm

IvanV wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:50 pm
tom p wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:31 am
Compared to them, Johnson's a hilarious & charming adonis.
I have some slight knowledge of this, as I used to play cards with Adonis when we were both students.

So I am reasonably confident in asserting that adding hilarious and charming to Andrew Adonis would still leave you a long way from Boris Johnson. Big items would include removing the train-spotter and adding the dishonesty.

I was also slightly acquainted at that time with Venus, Ms S Venus that would be. But she was in the Labour party, while Adonis was a Lib Dem in those days. So they made no connection.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Bird on a Fire » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:55 pm

Well, he throws a lot of good parties apparently.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Trinucleus » Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:11 pm

Bird on a Fire wrote:
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Well, he throws a lot of good parties apparently.
You must wait for the full report

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Grumble » Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:32 pm

They’re so good they’re hard to remember
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by dyqik » Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:37 pm

I am intrigued by what the bunch of blokes discussing this here will conclude...

;)

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Grumble » Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:52 am

dyqik wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:37 pm
I am intrigued by what the bunch of blokes discussing this here will conclude...

;)
I’ve not had anything like the sexual success of Boris, and it possibly is for want of trying. At least partly anyway. And if we define “success” as how many partners one has had rather than how long you’ve stayed with them. I think I’d beat him by that measure, though it’s a low bar.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Bird on a Fire » Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:50 am

As Woodchopper says above, part of the answer is probably that Johnson hits on a huge number of women. That's an inescapable part of finding the maximum number of people who want to sleep with you.

The downside is that in most contexts it's pretty inappropriate up to borderline abusive. Note that Johnson doesn't seem to have many women working closely with him.

So the titular question is a bit loaded. It may seem like lots of women want to f.ck Boris Johnson, but as a percentage of women he propositions it could well be that he has less success than the average bloke.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Gfamily » Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:55 am

I assume that he has what they call a Marmite personality.

i.e. there's a significant risk of a yeast infection.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Opti » Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:57 am

dyqik wrote:
Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:37 pm
I am intrigued by what the bunch of blokes discussing this here will conclude...

;)
I tried the rest, then settled on the best. 43 years now. But it's not just the f.cking that's important to me ...
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by shpalman » Thu Feb 03, 2022 11:54 am

having that swing is a necessary but not sufficient condition for it meaning a thing
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Little waster » Thu Feb 03, 2022 12:37 pm

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by tenchboy » Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:00 pm

OK. As we're now there. I was going to mention that that car-crash ch4 defence of BJ by ND had all the hallmarks of a schoolgirl being caught out on her crush for her new boyfriend. I was going to say then that (within then realm of comedy memes) those two are at it donchano, but didn't cos of it being beyond fair comment and likely libelous.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by tom p » Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:07 pm

tenchboy wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:00 pm
OK. As we're now there. I was going to mention that that car-crash ch4 defence of BJ by ND had all the hallmarks of a schoolgirl being caught out on her crush for her new boyfriend. I was going to say then that those two are at it donchano, but didn't cos of it being beyond fair comment and likely libelous.
But now...
It certainly wouldn't be libelling Johnson to accuse him of having an affair with Dorries. For it to be libel, you have to be harming someone's reputation. As for Dorries, well, she is a single woman and even though you or I might find him as attractive as a gone-off blancmange, clearly many tory women think differently, so it would surely be a reasonable defence to say that there is no harm to her reputation & thus no libel.

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by tenchboy » Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:17 pm

tom p wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:07 pm
tenchboy wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:00 pm
OK. As we're now there. I was going to mention that that car-crash ch4 defence of BJ by ND had all the hallmarks of a schoolgirl being caught out on her crush for her new boyfriend. I was going to say then that those two are at it donchano, but didn't cos of it being beyond fair comment and likely libelous.
But now...
It certainly wouldn't be libelling Johnson to accuse him of having an affair with Dorries. For it to be libel, you have to be harming someone's reputation. As for Dorries, well, she is a single woman and even though you or I might find him as attractive as a gone-off blancmange, clearly many tory women think differently, so it would surely be a reasonable defence to say that there is no harm to her reputation & thus no libel.
Right you are. I was thinking of the forum and causing trouble for the mods+ as much as anything.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by shpalman » Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:33 pm

tom p wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:07 pm
tenchboy wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:00 pm
OK. As we're now there. I was going to mention that that car-crash ch4 defence of BJ by ND had all the hallmarks of a schoolgirl being caught out on her crush for her new boyfriend. I was going to say then that those two are at it donchano, but didn't cos of it being beyond fair comment and likely libelous.
But now...
It certainly wouldn't be libelling Johnson to accuse him of having an affair with Dorries. For it to be libel, you have to be harming someone's reputation. As for Dorries, well, she is a single woman and even though you or I might find him as attractive as a gone-off blancmange, clearly many tory women think differently, so it would surely be a reasonable defence to say that there is no harm to her reputation & thus no libel.
I doubt it though, I mean, she's older than half Johnson's age plus 7.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Grumble » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:27 pm

shpalman wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:33 pm
tom p wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:07 pm
tenchboy wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:00 pm
OK. As we're now there. I was going to mention that that car-crash ch4 defence of BJ by ND had all the hallmarks of a schoolgirl being caught out on her crush for her new boyfriend. I was going to say then that those two are at it donchano, but didn't cos of it being beyond fair comment and likely libelous.
But now...
It certainly wouldn't be libelling Johnson to accuse him of having an affair with Dorries. For it to be libel, you have to be harming someone's reputation. As for Dorries, well, she is a single woman and even though you or I might find him as attractive as a gone-off blancmange, clearly many tory women think differently, so it would surely be a reasonable defence to say that there is no harm to her reputation & thus no libel.
I doubt it though, I mean, she's older than half Johnson's age plus 7.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Trinucleus » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:42 pm

His policy chief has just f.cked him

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by Gfamily » Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:59 pm

Little waster wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 12:37 pm
Beer goggles are a terrible thing.
I think this is what they call deepfake
https://twitter.com/i/status/1488971766450040833
but I could be wrong.
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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by dyqik » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:09 am

Gfamily wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:59 pm
Little waster wrote:
Thu Feb 03, 2022 12:37 pm
Beer goggles are a terrible thing.
I think this is what they call deepfake
https://twitter.com/i/status/1488971766450040833
but I could be wrong.
Shallow-end fake, maybe.

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Re: Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

Post by wilsontown » Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:10 am

I don't particularly have much sympathy for Dorries, but I do think this is one occasion where if she complained about sexism then she'd have a case.
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