FOR SALE - Donald Trump digital trading cards

[lpm]

I've managed to secure a supply of Trump trading cards.

Including the one with him dressed as superman and holding a Statue of Liberty torch while riding an elephant which is trampling on Hillary Clinton in handcuffs.

There's only 45,000 of these JPEGs being produced and I have 30. Original price was $99 but already trading on Truth Social at over $500.

I am offering them at only £299. PM me to choose your design and place your order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUH90coXSI

[lpm]

One sold already. I've only 29 left now.

MOVE FAST FOLKS. When they're gone they're gone.

[lpm]

ANOTHER JUST SOLD!

I'm keeping buyers anonymous unless they are happy to be name.

The latest buyer picked up this gem! For only £299!! It's going to be worth thousands before the day is out!!!

[lpm]

Not one, not two, but three forum members after this one! Anyone else want to put in an offer before it sells?

[tenchboy]

Mate. You included a link.
It's obvs well f.cking dodgy.
No-ones going near it.

[Gfamily]

Do you compare attributes on each individual card's characteristics to see which one wins?

[jimbob]

Do you compare attributes on each individual card's characteristics to see which one wins?

I think you win by not taking part.

[monkey]

Amazing.

I suppose this is what the "major announcement" that was teased by Trump yesterday is. At least it makes a change from right wing grifters selling supplements.

[dyqik]

https://mastodon.green/@davidallengreen ... 0383115269

[TimW]

Sounds like a good offer. Are there any with Trump looking smug like he's just squeezed out a firm warm one?

[Gfamily]

I saw a tweet that just said "MAGA the Gathering"; was mildly amused.

[Millennie Al]

Do you compare attributes on each individual card's characteristics to see which one wins?

I think that was such a Top joke it went over people's heads.

There's no need to buy these cards directly from Donald - you can get them at your local card dealer.

I assume they were inspired by the book on card games that Donald published back in 1987

[lpm]

It's hard to believe this is real.

[headshot]

Lots of commentators saying this is just a laundering operations. A way to legitimately accept crypto payments.

[nekomatic]

I think you win by not taking part.

A strange game.

[Formerly AvP]

Sounds like a good offer. Are there any with Trump looking smug like he's just squeezed out a firm warm one?

Flushed, with success.

[dyqik]

Lots of commentators saying this is just a laundering operations. A way to legitimately accept crypto payments.

A probable hypothesis.

[lpm]

But we're talking $2 or $3 million. That sort of money laundering is nothing compared to his needs, surely? He rakes in $100 million a year from suckers for his political "fundraising" and needs to turn that into personal money. The scale of the humiliation doesn't match the size of the prize.

[dyqik]

But we're talking $2 or $3 million. That sort of money laundering is nothing compared to his needs, surely? He rakes in $100 million a year from suckers for his political "fundraising" and needs to turn that into personal money. The scale of the humiliation doesn't match the size of the prize.

This could be a testing the waters kind of thing, with a second drop to come.

Remember that the Trump org has been found guilty of criminal tax evasion now, which has maybe dried up one route for transferring money.

[lpm]

Isn't it more likely that grifters are exploiting a confused old man? They've said, "read this out, 5 minutes work, and we'll pay you $2m when we sell these". They get the other $2 million, easy money. Trump is incapable of realising his loss of reputation is bigger than the potential proceeds.

Presumably they can sell these 45,000 JPEGs for $99? America's a big country with a large natural resource of stupidity.

[dyqik]

Isn't it more likely that grifters are exploiting a confused old man? They've said, "read this out, 5 minutes work, and we'll pay you $2m when we sell these". They get the other $2 million, easy money. Trump is incapable of realising his loss of reputation is bigger than the potential proceeds.

Presumably they can sell these 45,000 JPEGs for $99? America's a big country with a large natural resource of stupidity.

It can be both

There's plenty of grifters in Trump's orbit that probably want in on their own source of income from his cult members, particularly if it looks like the main well is running dry.

[Bird on a Fire]

Sold out already, lol.

Hopefully the scarcity pushes the price up so I can make a nice little profit on my Sheriff Trump card.

[jimbob]

From a discord chat

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[dyqik]

It looks like Trump kept back 1000 of the NFTs for himself, and is waiting for the prices to rise due to scarcity.

[monkey]

My shock and surprise is overwhelming me.