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All doomed

Post by noggins » Thu Oct 10, 2024 6:31 am

Or, the bbc weather apps anememememeoemeoeter mighy be broke :D

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Re: All doomed

Post by Nero » Thu Oct 10, 2024 6:37 am

Acccording to the app I'm going to experience 15,000 + MpH winds today. Oh, dear.

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Re: All doomed

Post by TopBadger » Thu Oct 10, 2024 8:18 am

It's ok tomorrow though right? I'm playing golf...
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Re: All doomed

Post by Trinucleus » Thu Oct 10, 2024 8:45 am

Nero wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 6:37 am
Acccording to the app I'm going to experience 15,000 + MpH winds today. Oh, dear.
Take your big coat

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Re: All doomed

Post by lpm » Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:11 am

Even Uranus isn't that windy.
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Re: All doomed

Post by Grumble » Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:25 pm

20,000mph off New Quay. The dolphins won’t like that.
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Re: All doomed

Post by Martin Y » Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:41 pm

On the plus side, the wind farms can take the rest of the year off as the pylons will be groaning under the weight of a bumper crop of fresh electricity.

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Re: All doomed

Post by dyqik » Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:50 pm

Grumble wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:25 pm
20,000mph off New Quay. The dolphins won’t like that.
The dolphins could glide and soar in that.

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Re: All doomed

Post by bjn » Thu Oct 10, 2024 1:03 pm

I'll pass on getting my paraglider out today.

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Re: All doomed

Post by snoozeofreason » Thu Oct 10, 2024 1:55 pm

dyqik wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:50 pm
Grumble wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:25 pm
20,000mph off New Quay. The dolphins won’t like that.
The dolphins could glide and soar in that.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Re: All doomed

Post by Grumble » Thu Oct 10, 2024 2:25 pm

This would make an ideal question for What If?
What if this forecast was actually correct?
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Re: All doomed

Post by Gfamily » Thu Oct 10, 2024 3:42 pm

Hi Kwazi, how was your first day working on the BBC Weather app?
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Re: All doomed

Post by jimbob » Thu Oct 10, 2024 4:42 pm

Grumble wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 2:25 pm
This would make an ideal question for What If?
What if this forecast was actually correct?
We were discussing this at work. Basically similar speeds to orbital re-entry speeds but at sea level not scores of kilometres up. Frictional heating would be interesting. And the debris it picks up could be quite abrasive. And large. Would be very interesting to see what happens over bodies of water.
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Re: All doomed

Post by bjn » Thu Oct 10, 2024 5:02 pm

Grumble wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 2:25 pm
This would make an ideal question for What If?
What if this forecast was actually correct?
There's an XKCD for (nearly) that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5G1QG6cXc&t=1s

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Re: All doomed

Post by monkey » Thu Oct 10, 2024 6:32 pm

Grumble wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 2:25 pm
This would make an ideal question for What If?
What if this forecast was actually correct?
It wasn't windy here. That means that the wind has to go from fast to slow. I bet the air gets bunched up a bit inbetween. That's basically a propagating shockwave. Like with a big explosion.

That's about 90% of what ifs, IRC.

Just pick one at random.

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Re: All doomed

Post by shpalman » Thu Oct 10, 2024 8:05 pm

We actually had red alerts for flooding here.
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Re: All doomed

Post by Grumble » Thu Oct 10, 2024 10:12 pm

monkey wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 6:32 pm
Grumble wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2024 2:25 pm
This would make an ideal question for What If?
What if this forecast was actually correct?
It wasn't windy here. That means that the wind has to go from fast to slow. I bet the air gets bunched up a bit inbetween. That's basically a propagating shockwave. Like with a big explosion.

That's about 90% of what ifs, IRC.

Just pick one at random.
Well propagating shockwaves are fun, aren’t they?
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Re: All doomed

Post by monkey » Thu Oct 10, 2024 10:43 pm

Splodey.

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Re: All doomed

Post by dyqik » Fri Oct 11, 2024 1:29 am

I'm pretty sure that the atmosphere can't generate it's own supersonic flows, however much energy you dump into it over a wide area.

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