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Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 4:27 pm
by Allo V Psycho
I'm genuinely curious. In every previous recent American crisis, the First Lady has played a prominent role. I've never been able to fathom her at all. What was the 'I really don't care, do you?' jacket about? But her apparent absence (or is it just from the main stream press?) in this particular situation seems most puzzling of all. A word of comfort wouldn't seem to hurt, but I haven't heard of one.

I have no legitimate interest in their private lives, I don't mean that. But the whole FLOTUS phenomenon means that the spouse of the President is usually a state actor, of some significance. Even no. 10's cat has significance.

I guess I'm hoping for news of something she has done that I haven't heard about. I thought for a while about even posting this.

AvP

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 4:35 pm
by Boustrophedon
I really don't care, do you?

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 5:48 pm
by tenchboy
Probs just the same as ever: just wandering around that twentieth floor apartment, setting the flowers just right, 'not long now, dear', leaving a toy train on the stairs, 'not long now'.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:01 pm
by lpm
She's having fantastic sex.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:01 pm
by lpm
With Hank, I mean! With Hank!

Not with Donald, god, what an image, sorry if I put that in your head. Obviously not with Donald.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:02 pm
by Bird on a Fire
Maybe she's got covid. Almost everyone else in the White House seems to.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:58 pm
by Little waster
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 6:02 pm
Maybe she's got covid. Almost everyone else in the White House seems to.
That’s just what she told Trump to keep him away. She’s been telling him that since 2005.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 7:27 pm
by Bird on a Fire
Little waster wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 6:58 pm
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 6:02 pm
Maybe she's got covid. Almost everyone else in the White House seems to.
That’s just what she told Trump to keep him away. She’s been telling him that since 2005.
The only person who's also contract NCOV-1 through 18.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 12:25 am
by plebian
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 7:27 pm
Little waster wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 6:58 pm
Bird on a Fire wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 6:02 pm
Maybe she's got covid. Almost everyone else in the White House seems to.
That’s just what she told Trump to keep him away. She’s been telling him that since 2005.
The only person who's also contract NCOV-1 through 18.
:D

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:26 am
by Martin Y
You know who else hasn't been seen for a while? That old friend of the family, Kim Jong-un.

Just sayin'. Don't want to start any rumours.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 5:02 pm
by TopBadger
tenchboy wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 5:48 pm
Probs just the same as ever: just wandering around that twentieth floor apartment, setting the flowers just right, 'not long now, dear', leaving a toy train on the stairs, 'not long now'.
How pissed off is she going to be when Trump's tax returns get released and she realises the wealthy man she married (presumably for the money) isn't actually that wealthy...

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:40 pm
by sTeamTraen
lpm wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 6:01 pm
Not with Donald, god, what an image, sorry if I put that in your head. Obviously not with Donald.
Immigrants: Doing the jobs no American wants.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 4:02 pm
by Boustrophedon
lpm wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 6:01 pm
With Hank, I mean! With Hank!

Not with Donald, god, what an image, sorry if I put that in your head. Obviously not with Donald.
That's a nope.

Re: Where's Melania?

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 7:34 am
by FredM
Why all the fuss? She’s still around: