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Re: International travel

Post by Squeak » Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:40 pm

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Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:32 am
Hmmm. There's loads of Brit expats in Oz - surely they outnumber tourists at the mo? Not sure accents are a particularly reliable indicator of recent arrival.
They're definitely not recent arrivals. Even Australians trying to come home are waiting months for their chance to spend a fortnight in a quarantine hotel. Non-Australians are only allowed in for very explicit reasons (think senior government officials type reasons).

Presumably the claim is about British backpackers being filthy and unaustralian by having the party, rather than a worry that they might be bringing in the new variant.

There is a local outbreak of covid and the rules are pretty strict at the moment, so anyone gathering in big groups is going to be criticised for not being a team player. I assume the accents are just part of assigning the partygoers "non-team" status.

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Re: International travel

Post by Bird on a Fire » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:05 pm

So it turns out the BA website, UK FCO website and the BA customer services representative I spoke to on the phone to ask for confirmation were all wrong.

The employee working at check-in confirmed that BA customer services don't have the correct information, and "only know how to sell tickets".

Testing on arrival in Lisbon isn't an option. Instead I have to get tested in the UK then spend 48 hours hunkered down in a tier 4 area trying not to breathe the air or touch anything. They've refunded the flight but it's still a pain in the arse having to spend two days at Heathrow just when I was looking forward to getting home, plus I've ended up having to road-test the Post-Brexit borders.

Bizarrely the test at Heathrow plus two nights in a hotel is the same price as the only test I could have got locally-ish, who were sold out anyway. It really is remarkable how much the UK has f.cked this up for people who don't have hundreds of spare euros in their bank account.

On the plus side the people at the test centre were quite nice and it was tickly rather than painful, but then again I don't think people employed by a fit-to-fly service have any motivation to find positive results. We'll probably get tested when we get back as well anyway.


It was also interesting overhearing a number of British people in the queue for our flight insisting that they definitely really were residents of Portugal but no they didn't actually have any legal proof. I'm sure I saw one guy throwing some shady side-eye when I whipped out my documents. I reckon a whole load of UK expats will be f.cked next year.
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Re: International travel

Post by Opti » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:19 pm

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It was also interesting overhearing a number of British people in the queue for our flight insisting that they definitely really were residents of Portugal but no they didn't actually have any legal proof. I'm sure I saw one guy throwing some shady side-eye when I whipped out my documents. I reckon a whole load of UK expats will be f.cked next year.
Same here in Spain. There are an awful lot of UK expats with 2nd homes who have been used to spending 5 months (or longer) here who are already well pissed off with the situation. But apparently Brits will get special dispensation because "Spain needs Brits to survive".
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Re: International travel

Post by sTeamTraen » Thu Dec 31, 2020 1:29 pm

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Same here in Spain. There are an awful lot of UK expats with 2nd homes who have been used to spending 5 months (or longer) here who are already well pissed off with the situation. But apparently Brits will get special dispensation because "Spain needs Brits to survive".
I suppose if the only thing you have seen in Spain is a strip of expat bars, you could imagine --- if you were very, very stupid --- that the entire Spanish economy consists of expat bars. And the "swallows" who come for the winter don't tend to spend more than a weekly grocery shop and a couple of menus del dia.

Actually, in theory Spain could give Brits special dispensation, because Spain has sovrinteeeee over immigration of third-country nationals beyond the 90-in-180 Schengen rules. However, the political capital they would need to expend with their Schengen partners to create a special 6-month extended-tourist-lite visa for Brits would be immense, as it would drive a coach and horses through the implicit principles of the Schengen visa system.

I do wonder, though, where the holiday reps are going to come from. There are only so many Irish people to go round, and people do like to have a native speaker to sort out their hotel plumbing and sell them excursions.
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Re: International travel

Post by Bird on a Fire » Thu Dec 31, 2020 1:39 pm

They'll just have to apply for work visas, it's not a big deal. An added expense and hassle for either the company or (more likely) the individual worker.

Or they can do it off the books like all those Ozzies in hostels.
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Re: International travel

Post by Bird on a Fire » Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:39 pm

Just got the results (negative of course) less than 24 hours later, so I could have got the 6.30 flight today and gone home. FFS.
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Re: International travel

Post by Bird on a Fire » Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:52 pm

Plus they emailed the certificate in HTML format but with a PDF file extension, so it won't open on mobile phones. Luckily we had a laptop with us to print to file, otherwise we'd have to go back to the test centre and hang around for a paper copy.

That's the kind of attention to detail and professionalism you can expect from a £100 PCR test in the UK private sector.
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Re: International travel

Post by discovolante » Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:37 pm

Sorry this is so sh.tty BOAF :( at least you aren't missing any street parties.
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Re: International travel

Post by sTeamTraen » Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:00 pm

Bird on a Fire wrote:
Thu Dec 31, 2020 1:39 pm
They'll just have to apply for work visas, it's not a big deal. An added expense and hassle for either the company or (more likely) the individual worker.

Or they can do it off the books like all those Ozzies in hostels.
I presume this is in response to my point about holiday reps? I don't think it will be that simple. For Spain, for example, the company has to show that they advertised the job and no suitably qualified EU citizen applied; then they make you the job offer, and you apply to the Spanish consulate (before you leave the UK) for the work visa. I don't know what it costs, but the "non-lucrative" (retirement) visa is £500 per person. And even with that fee, I'm not sure that the consulates will be hiring large numbers of people to process the hugely increased demand.

As for off the books... well, lots of bars and restaurants have been doing this for years, but I can't see TUI or Jet2 doing it. And if people do come to work under the radar, both employer and employee will be in a lot more trouble than before if they get caught. Previously it was a labour code violation that resulted in a fine for the employer and relatively few consequences for the employee; now they will be employing an illegal immigrant, and the worker will be (a) violating the visa waiver no-work conditions, and (b) possibly overstayed the 90 days --- indeed, the latter may very well be discovered when they try to leave at the end of the season even if they don't get caught in the meantime. As a result they will go on the Schengen naughty list and be unable to enter 95% of the EU for any reason without a visa, for however long the authorities decide.
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Re: International travel

Post by shpalman » Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:41 pm

I didn't know how much a seasonal work visa for Spain would cost either but it turns out it's probably cheaper than that (the first time you do it, at least).
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Re: International travel

Post by Millennie Al » Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:00 am

sTeamTraen wrote:
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... the worker will be (a) violating the visa waiver no-work conditions, and (b) possibly overstayed the 90 days --- indeed, the latter may very well be discovered when they try to leave at the end of the season even if they don't get caught in the meantime. As a result they will go on the Schengen naughty list and be unable to enter 95% of the EU for any reason without a visa, for however long the authorities decide.
It's even worse than that. Anyone caught is liable to further consequances from other unrelated countries (e.g. USA). It may render the offender ineligible for visa-free access (if they would have had it), cause much greater scrutiny of visa applications, and may even result in denial of visas on the grounds that the offender is likely to violate the terms.
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Re: International travel

Post by sTeamTraen » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:42 am

shpalman wrote:
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I didn't know how much a seasonal work visa for Spain would cost either but it turns out it's probably cheaper than that (the first time you do it, at least).
That's not really a work visa, though. It's aimed at students who also want to supplement their resources a bit by working for part of a one-year trip. There's only a limited number a year (for example, 500 for Australians) and it's only for countries with which Spain has an agreement. You also need to have completed a certain amount of education and take out private medical insurance, plus a basic level of Spanish (which will kill off most of the potential applicants from the UK).
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Re: International travel

Post by shpalman » Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:36 pm

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Re: International travel

Post by shpalman » Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:12 pm

A British tourist has been blamed for a spike in coronavirus cases that led officials to cancel Switzerland's famous Lauberhorn ski race.

Well Switzerland should have done like other countries with Alps in them and closed the f.cking skilifts then shouldn't it.
The event was first moved to the Austrian ski resort of Kitzbühel, but an outbreak of coronavirus there has prompted another move, this time to Flachau, 100km to the east.

The cluster of cases in Jochberg near Kitzbühel broke out among a group of mainly British trainee ski instructors.
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