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EPD Technologies

Post by sTeamTraen » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:11 pm

Apparently one of our mods has a sideline...

Electronic Pathogen Detection

It smells... scamtastic.
Something something hammer something something nail

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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by Grumble » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:40 pm

sTeamTraen wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:11 pm
Apparently one of our mods has a sideline...

Electronic Pathogen Detection

It smells... scamtastic.
South Africa, surely not that bastion against the woo?
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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by TimW » Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:30 am

Definitely legit - they've got illegible graphs and everything.

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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by JQH » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:01 am

neurological statistical database
neurological statistical modelling processes
Sciency sounding words bunged together to sound impressive. classic woo tactics. It's been a while since we've had one to play with.
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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by Allo V Psycho » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:08 am

But their values include...
DIGINTY
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Spelling, not so much.

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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by sTeamTraen » Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:22 pm

Allo V Psycho wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:08 am
But their values include...
DIGINTY
We value and respect all people.
Spelling, not so much.
Kind of ironic for a scanning company that one of their key values sounds like a Glaswegian biopsy.
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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by TimW » Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:53 pm

And it can't be a scam because they're not selling anything.
EPD has thus far been funded by the founders, but it has become clear that external investment is required to commercialize the technology.

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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by Little waster » Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:52 pm

JQH wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:01 am
Sciency sounding words bunged together to sound impressive.
Yeah but he is still a decent NMC even with his perverse hatred of puns.
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Re: EPD Technologies

Post by Allo V Psycho » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:05 am

sTeamTraen wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:22 pm
Allo V Psycho wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:08 am
But their values include...
DIGINTY
We value and respect all people.
Spelling, not so much.
Kind of ironic for a scanning company that one of their key values sounds like a Glaswegian biopsy.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought of making that joke - as my mum set down a plate of mince and tatties, she would say "Right, dig intae that!". But I didn't think anyone would get it.

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