perineum sunning

[mikeh]

And why not indeed? It is after all the equivalent of a full days sunning if you have your clothes on.
https://twitter.com/WindleBeth/status/1 ... 0081309700

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[dyqik]

I want to know how much the chances of skin cancer increase if the area exposed to the Sun is not used to exposure to it.

(obviously this doesn't apply to those who literally do have the sun shining out of their arse)

[rockdoctor]

"Attracting my soul tribe and people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me"
So that's people who are attracted by a naked yoni and people listening to the same radio program as you

[Stephanie]

this is absolutely wild

[dyqik]

"Attracting my soul tribe and people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me"
So that's people who are attracted by a naked yoni and people listening to the same radio program as you

And who haven't caught on to digital TV, radio and WiFi yet, where many types of content can share the same wavelength.

You can receive Rush Limbaugh's podcasts, Corbyn's campaign emails, stream a Werner Herzog documentary, download James Joyce's Ulysses and the complete series of Ulysses 31, play Fortnite and shitpost in reply to Dril all on the same wavelength.

[mikeh]

I want to know how much the chances of skin cancer increase if the area exposed to the Sun is not used to exposure to it.

Hard to quantify, I don't reckon the epidemiology studies have been done yet. I'll have a look on pubmed for case control studies for perineum sunning.

[dyqik]

I want to know how much the chances of skin cancer increase if the area exposed to the Sun is not used to exposure to it.

Hard to quantify, I don't reckon the epidemiology studies have been done yet. I'll have a look on pubmed for case control studies for perineum sunning.

You could use other delicate areas - armpits, nostrils (snow reflected sunlight burns like a bastard), etc.

[Martin Y]

Tch. Some people just think the sun shines into their arse.

[bjn]

That's an invitation for a sunburnt ring piece, ouchie, ouchie, ouchie. Same would probably go for ladygardens, but not having one, the thought is not quite as wince inducing.

[Bird on a Fire]

Nobody is going to get burned and/or cancer in 30 seconds.

I do like the idea that baring your ringpiece to the morning sun attracts like-minded people though. When I tried it in my local park the cops who turned up were definitely not on my wavelength.

[Herainestold]

I wonder if the effect is the same with artificial sunlight as natural? Has anybody done studies on it? I couldnt find any but perhaps have not been using the proper search terms.

[Allo V Psycho]

Nobody is going to get burned and/or cancer in 30 seconds.

I do like the idea that baring your ringpiece to the morning sun attracts like-minded people though. When I tried it in my local park the cops who turned up were definitely not on my wavelength.

My scanner tells me you were on theirs.

I once decided to try getting sunshine between my toes, on the basis that it was probably a good antifungal strategy. I got agonising blisters subsequent to a few minutes exposure.

[tom p]

I want to know how much the chances of skin cancer increase if the area exposed to the Sun is not used to exposure to it.

Hard to quantify, I don't reckon the epidemiology studies have been done yet. I'll have a look on pubmed for case control studies for perineum sunning.

No items found for sunburn + anus

[Little waster]

So anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?

Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.

Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.

[greyspoke]

So anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?

Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.

Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.

Light Saber

[Gentleman Jim]

So anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?

Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.

Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.

Wearing crocs?

[GeenDienst]

A note of caution, with possible clinical relevance for sun-loving denizens of Wales, Yorkshire, Shropshire and certain parts of Derbyshire and North Staffordshire who likely contain a high percentage of ovine DNA:

Squamous-cell carcinoma of the vulva in Merino sheep.

It is suggested that this high incidence of tumours was related to increased exposure of the perineal region to direct sunlight.

[Little waster]

So anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?

Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.

Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.

Wearing crocs?

My socks-and-sandals were in the wash.

[geejaytee]

Orac's on it:

https://respectfulinsolence.com/2019/11 ... t-or-both/

The instagram embeds (people on their backs with arses in the air) are (slightly) NSFW, so be warned

[Matatouille]

No items found for sunburn + anus

Jen Gunter talking about vulva melanomas being a thing though. A very ouchy thing.

[Stephanie]

No items found for sunburn + anus

Jen Gunter talking about vulva melanomas being a thing though. A very ouchy thing.

jesus christ, no one wants flap cancer

[greyspoke]

There's that uv-absorbent stuff for putting on your lips, comes in a stick.

Or make sure your underwear is uv resistant.

[jimbob]

There's that uv-absorbent stuff for putting on your lips, comes in a stick.

Or make sure your underwear is uv resistant.

Clothing is a great invention for sun protection.

[Little waster]

There's that uv-absorbent stuff for putting on your lips, comes in a stick.

Or make sure your underwear is uv resistant.

Clothing is a great invention for sun protection.

Just generally living in Britain is good for that too.

OTOH if you want pure 100% natural morning drizzle to gently cleanse your taint, you are sorted!

[FlammableFlower]

There's that uv-absorbent stuff for putting on your lips, comes in a stick.

Or make sure your underwear is uv resistant.

Clothing is a great invention for sun protection.

Just generally living in Britain is good for that too.

OTOH if you want pure 100% natural morning drizzle to gently cleanse your taint, you are sorted!

There must be some woo version of rule 34 that states that if you can think of some weird alternative medicine then someone, somewhere has probably tried it and in all likelihood is out there on the internet telling people how great it is.