perineum sunning
perineum sunning
And why not indeed? It is after all the equivalent of a full days sunning if you have your clothes on.
https://twitter.com/WindleBeth/status/1 ... 0081309700
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I want to know how much the chances of skin cancer increase if the area exposed to the Sun is not used to exposure to it.
(obviously this doesn't apply to those who literally do have the sun shining out of their arse)
(obviously this doesn't apply to those who literally do have the sun shining out of their arse)
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"Attracting my soul tribe and people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me"
So that's people who are attracted by a naked yoni and people listening to the same radio program as you
So that's people who are attracted by a naked yoni and people listening to the same radio program as you
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this is absolutely wild
"I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare."
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And who haven't caught on to digital TV, radio and WiFi yet, where many types of content can share the same wavelength.rockdoctor wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:36 pm"Attracting my soul tribe and people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me"
So that's people who are attracted by a naked yoni and people listening to the same radio program as you
You can receive Rush Limbaugh's podcasts, Corbyn's campaign emails, stream a Werner Herzog documentary, download James Joyce's Ulysses and the complete series of Ulysses 31, play Fortnite and shitpost in reply to Dril all on the same wavelength.
Re: perineum sunning
Hard to quantify, I don't reckon the epidemiology studies have been done yet. I'll have a look on pubmed for case control studies for perineum sunning.
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Tch. Some people just think the sun shines into their arse.
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That's an invitation for a sunburnt ring piece, ouchie, ouchie, ouchie. Same would probably go for ladygardens, but not having one, the thought is not quite as wince inducing.
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Re: perineum sunning
Nobody is going to get burned and/or cancer in 30 seconds.
I do like the idea that baring your ringpiece to the morning sun attracts like-minded people though. When I tried it in my local park the cops who turned up were definitely not on my wavelength.
I do like the idea that baring your ringpiece to the morning sun attracts like-minded people though. When I tried it in my local park the cops who turned up were definitely not on my wavelength.
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I wonder if the effect is the same with artificial sunlight as natural? Has anybody done studies on it? I couldnt find any but perhaps have not been using the proper search terms.
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My scanner tells me you were on theirs.Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:40 amNobody is going to get burned and/or cancer in 30 seconds.
I do like the idea that baring your ringpiece to the morning sun attracts like-minded people though. When I tried it in my local park the cops who turned up were definitely not on my wavelength.
I once decided to try getting sunshine between my toes, on the basis that it was probably a good antifungal strategy. I got agonising blisters subsequent to a few minutes exposure.
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No items found for sunburn + anus
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So anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?
Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.
Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.
Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.
Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.
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What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
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Light SaberLittle waster wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:34 amSo anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?
Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.
Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.
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Little waster wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:34 amSo anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?
Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.
Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.
Wearing crocs?
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A note of caution, with possible clinical relevance for sun-loving denizens of Wales, Yorkshire, Shropshire and certain parts of Derbyshire and North Staffordshire who likely contain a high percentage of ovine DNA:
Squamous-cell carcinoma of the vulva in Merino sheep.
Squamous-cell carcinoma of the vulva in Merino sheep.
It is suggested that this high incidence of tumours was related to increased exposure of the perineal region to direct sunlight.
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My socks-and-sandals were in the wash.Gentleman Jim wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:31 amLittle waster wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:34 amSo anyway... What are you supposed to do, a naked handstand split in your back garden?
Best I can manage is diving head first into my wheelie bin while only wearing crocs.
Or "it must be bin day" as my long-suffering neighbours refer to it.
Wearing crocs?
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Orac's on it:
https://respectfulinsolence.com/2019/11 ... t-or-both/
The instagram embeds (people on their backs with arses in the air) are (slightly) NSFW, so be warned
https://respectfulinsolence.com/2019/11 ... t-or-both/
The instagram embeds (people on their backs with arses in the air) are (slightly) NSFW, so be warned
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Re: perineum sunning
Jen Gunter talking about vulva melanomas being a thing though. A very ouchy thing.
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jesus christ, no one wants flap cancerMatatouille wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:52 pmJen Gunter talking about vulva melanomas being a thing though. A very ouchy thing.
"I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare."
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There's that uv-absorbent stuff for putting on your lips, comes in a stick.
Or make sure your underwear is uv resistant.
Or make sure your underwear is uv resistant.
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Clothing is a great invention for sun protection.
Have you considered stupidity as an explanation
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Re: perineum sunning
Just generally living in Britain is good for that too.
OTOH if you want pure 100% natural morning drizzle to gently cleanse your taint, you are sorted!
This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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There must be some woo version of rule 34 that states that if you can think of some weird alternative medicine then someone, somewhere has probably tried it and in all likelihood is out there on the internet telling people how great it is.Little waster wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:33 pmJust generally living in Britain is good for that too.
OTOH if you want pure 100% natural morning drizzle to gently cleanse your taint, you are sorted!