Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

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Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

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Re: Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

Post by Boustrophedon » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:34 pm

Unfortunately? Wtf?
...zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

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Re: Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

Post by Stephanie » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:44 pm

damn plodder, there goes one of my research strands
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Re: Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

Post by El Pollo Diablo » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:48 pm

Boustrophedon wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:34 pm
Unfortunately? Wtf?
Oh come on, if you could you would. We all would.
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Re: Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

Post by plodder » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:24 pm

What's crazy is that testicles do have taste receptors, and that the taste receptors play an active role in fertility and sperm production.

Which explains why soy sauce is salty.

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Re: Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

Post by Gfamily » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:33 pm

Is it necessary to unwrap them first?
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Re: Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

Post by JQH » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:10 am

I won't ask what search terms led to that article.
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Re: Unfortunately testicles cannot taste soy sauce

Post by Stephanie » Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:26 pm

JQH wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:10 am
I won't ask what search terms led to that article.
it was trending on twitter the other day, so no search needed.
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