2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
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Aye. I watched the whole thing.
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If he's still pm tomorrow this should be somebody's Joker moment
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Take a tip from the bird kingdom, why should females be the well feathered ones?Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:32 pmYeah, I'm pretty jell.nekomatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:23 pmWell, if we're going to have opinions on politicians' hair, I can't say your aunt is entirely wrong.Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:51 pmA view from Toryville: my aunt reckons Angela Rayner has nice hair.
Srsly wondering if I could pull off highlights.
where once I used to scintillate
now I sin till ten past three
now I sin till ten past three
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I was thinking less like this and more like this
where once I used to scintillate
now I sin till ten past three
now I sin till ten past three
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I'm torn...
On one hand, yes it's clear that Johnson must go. He's a f.cking clown.
On the other hand, if he stays then its looking good for the Tories to get heavily beaten at the next GE.
On one hand, yes it's clear that Johnson must go. He's a f.cking clown.
On the other hand, if he stays then its looking good for the Tories to get heavily beaten at the next GE.
You can't polish a turd...
unless its Lion or Osterich poo... http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html
unless its Lion or Osterich poo... http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html
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The sooner he goes the better. The nearer the new PM is to the election, s/he may be given the benefit of the doubt.
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Those are both foreign birds, so very unlikely to be elected.
The UK doesnt really have any endemic species. Red Grouse is marginal at best. Scottish Crossbill risks revealing to the public that boffins don't agree on what constitutes a species.
And we can't have that, with public trust in science at an all-time high.
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Sunak will win an election against Starmer. Johnson might lose.Nickynockynoonoo wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:41 pmThe sooner he goes the better. The nearer the new PM is to the election, s/he may be given the benefit of the doubt.
The only solution is to throw away the whole ruling class and get a new one.
Sorry if that sounds too much like hard work.
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You know I'm right though. They're all c.nts.
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Polling from last night shows Starmer's approval as next PM 12 points higher than Johnson's, which is at Corbyn levels.
https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/148 ... LMIWw&s=19
Sunak's problem is that a significant number of Tory voters at the previous election are racists who supported Brexit for those reasons. Something that might even scupper a leadership election.
https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/148 ... LMIWw&s=19
Sunak's problem is that a significant number of Tory voters at the previous election are racists who supported Brexit for those reasons. Something that might even scupper a leadership election.
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I dunno. sh.t loads of misogynists voted Thatcher.
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Johnson would lose. It seems that most Tories would agree with us too if reports are to believed. But I wouldn't be too sure about anyone else beating Starmer, just so long as Labour can get there arses in gear and make it at least seem like they have a vision, rather than just waffling a bit in front of a flag. There's also plenty to be angry about that isn't going to just go away with a new leader.Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:45 pmSunak will win an election against Starmer. Johnson might lose.Nickynockynoonoo wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:41 pmThe sooner he goes the better. The nearer the new PM is to the election, s/he may be given the benefit of the doubt.
I'll put the kettle on and we'll have a cup of tea first, eh?The only solution is to throw away the whole ruling class and get a new one.
Sorry if that sounds too much like hard work.
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I dunno, this seems like a ruddy difficult thing to ask for
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Whereas Johnson clearly combs his hair with a balloon.
It first was a rumour dismissed as a lie, but then came the evidence none could deny:
a double page spread in the Sunday Express — the Russians are running the DHSS!
a double page spread in the Sunday Express — the Russians are running the DHSS!
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For the first time EVER I'm hoping Boris the fascist doesn't resign yet. It's beautiful seeing him get so much hatred.
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Not that song, but this is is good: https://twitter.com/CorbettAndy/status/ ... 80800?s=20Woodchopper wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:16 pmIf someone hasn't done an updated Johnson themed version of this I'll be very disappointed in the Interwebs.
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Joanne Harris https://twitter.com/Joannechocolat/stat ... 3287239686You walked into the party
Like the Captain of a sinking ship
Your hair strategically tousled, bleary-eyed,
With an overused Latin quip.
You had one eye on your crib sheet, but
You've clearly lost your grip
And all the House knows that you're just a liar, you're just a liar-
Ask Sue Gray
She'll probably know if it was a party
Ask Sue Gray
I bet you she'll say it's a party, won't she, won't she, won't she
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I passed on your request....Woodchopper wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:16 pmIf someone hasn't done an updated Johnson themed version of this I'll be very disappointed in the Interwebs.
https://centralbylines.co.uk/a-marvello ... all-along/
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Thanks, faith in the internet is confirmed.Giroliddy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 1:15 pmI passed on your request....Woodchopper wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:16 pmIf someone hasn't done an updated Johnson themed version of this I'll be very disappointed in the Interwebs.
https://centralbylines.co.uk/a-marvello ... all-along/
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From just below that
I'd say it's one to cut out and keep. but the scrapbook is already bursting,so many gems like this
If you want me Steve, just Snapchat me yeah? You know how to Snapchap me doncha Steve? You just...
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Telegraph:
Staff at Number 10 had a party the evening before Philip Mountbatten's funeral.
The PM did not attend.
A hell of lot of voters love Elizabeth Windsor and that photo of her isolated is so resonant.
Staff at Number 10 had a party the evening before Philip Mountbatten's funeral.
The PM did not attend.
A hell of lot of voters love Elizabeth Windsor and that photo of her isolated is so resonant.
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As LPM is genetically incapable of providing links here is a twitter thread/article
https://twitter.com/tony_diver/status/1 ... 95136?s=21
https://twitter.com/tony_diver/status/1 ... 95136?s=21
I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works
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Don't think we've had this from Ken Clarke yet.
Top man, top comment.
Top man, top comment.
My avatar was a scientific result that was later found to be 'mistaken' - I rarely claim to be 100% correct
ETA 5/8/20: I've been advised that the result was correct, it was the initial interpretation that needed to be withdrawn
Meta? I'd say so!
ETA 5/8/20: I've been advised that the result was correct, it was the initial interpretation that needed to be withdrawn
Meta? I'd say so!