2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
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I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works
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The Tory Party - making crime pay.
where once I used to scintillate
now I sin till ten past three
now I sin till ten past three
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I thought that large fines, upto £10k were for flagrant breaches of the lockdown regulations.
Why is he just getting fixed penalty notices?
Why is he just getting fixed penalty notices?
Have you considered stupidity as an explanation
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£50/£100 FPN for attending an unnecessary work gathering.
£thousands for organising a party.
£thousands for organising a party.
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https://twitter.com/christopherhope/sta ... 1731315717BREAKING Government whips have called a mass meeting of the Conservative Party's backbenchers for 8pm tonight in the House of Commons.
12:02 PM · Apr 19, 2022·Twitter Web App
I did ask if it was a bring your own bottle event.
Have you considered stupidity as an explanation
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He'll say he was sorry - so what - he's done that already. Doesn't change a bean - he knowingly and brazenly lied to parliament. He's now only sorry he got caught out. If he doesn't resign then the ministerial code is simply bad quality bog roll.
You can't polish a turd...
unless its Lion or Osterich poo... http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html
unless its Lion or Osterich poo... http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html
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He is NEVER on time for key announcements
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Think of any positive attribute you'd associate with someone of honour. He's never that.
If truth is many-sided, mendacity is many-tongued
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Mark Harper’s letter
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Tories have a free vote today apparently https://twitter.com/pippacrerar/status/ ... 1oaagxhs2g
I predict minor but ultimately ineffective rebellion
I predict minor but ultimately ineffective rebellion
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In which case the Tories will have abandoned their sensibilities and gone 'full-Trump' in terms of idolization of a personality, and we can only hope they get kicked out of it at the next GE.Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 10:43 amTories have a free vote today apparently https://twitter.com/pippacrerar/status/ ... 1oaagxhs2g
I predict minor but ultimately ineffective rebellion
You can't polish a turd...
unless its Lion or Osterich poo... http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html
unless its Lion or Osterich poo... http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html
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Apparently all the Tories have been sent homeTopBadger wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 10:48 amIn which case the Tories will have abandoned their sensibilities and gone 'full-Trump' in terms of idolization of a personality, and we can only hope they get kicked out of it at the next GE.Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 10:43 amTories have a free vote today apparently https://twitter.com/pippacrerar/status/ ... 1oaagxhs2g
I predict minor but ultimately ineffective rebellion
I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works
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Ian Blackford has repeatedly stated in Parliament that Johnson is a liar.
"The unfortunate truth that the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is a liar"
"The unfortunate truth that the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is a liar"
Have you considered stupidity as an explanation
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Ah. The Scottish Play.
I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works
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I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works
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Wasn’t Maggie out of the country when she was ousted?
where once I used to scintillate
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Of course the saddest irony is if you climbed into a Tardis and travelled back to the long-ago time of 12th December 2019 to tell yourself "Watch out! That Johnson is a liar and a law-breaker!", hand on heart your past self reply would be along the lines of "Well no sh.t, Sherlock. Whaddya mean you haven't brought next week's lottery numbers with you? Now why are babbling on about Chinese bats FFS?".
TBH you could even travel back to 1998 and plonk yourself on the sofa next to your very startled, very young past-self and say "You see that bloke with the stupid hair who Ian Hislop is taking the piss out of? That posh guy. The one lying as we speak about discussing organising a violent assault on another journalist. Well brace yourself ... turns out he's a liar ... and a criminal. Shocking I know! Oh BTW you wouldn't happen to know anybody in US counter-terrorism as I have some important information to pass on about September 2001. I should probably go shoot Hitler now too, I suppose"
And yet here we are today ...
TBH you could even travel back to 1998 and plonk yourself on the sofa next to your very startled, very young past-self and say "You see that bloke with the stupid hair who Ian Hislop is taking the piss out of? That posh guy. The one lying as we speak about discussing organising a violent assault on another journalist. Well brace yourself ... turns out he's a liar ... and a criminal. Shocking I know! Oh BTW you wouldn't happen to know anybody in US counter-terrorism as I have some important information to pass on about September 2001. I should probably go shoot Hitler now too, I suppose"
And yet here we are today ...
This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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Parody on April 13th
https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status ... EfC11xBAtw
Reality April 21st
https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNewsnight ... 7898202112
Check out how uncanny the embedded videos are
https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status ... EfC11xBAtw
Reality April 21st
https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNewsnight ... 7898202112
Check out how uncanny the embedded videos are
Have you considered stupidity as an explanation
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You’re not the only one to see this.jimbob wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 6:25 amParody on April 13th
https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status ... EfC11xBAtw
Reality April 21st
https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNewsnight ... 7898202112
Check out how uncanny the embedded videos are
https://twitter.com/rosieisaholt/status ... kacFVNgWJg
I am going to use this one by Matt Green to reply to every Tory MP tweeting nonsense.
https://twitter.com/mattgreencomedy/sta ... hS1J3PJ9Kg
I’ve decided I should be on the pardon list if that’s still in the works
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Stranger Mouse wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 6:45 amYou’re not the only one to see this.jimbob wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 6:25 amParody on April 13th
https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status ... EfC11xBAtw
Reality April 21st
https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNewsnight ... 7898202112
Check out how uncanny the embedded videos are
https://twitter.com/rosieisaholt/status ... kacFVNgWJg
I am going to use this one by Matt Green to reply to every Tory MP tweeting nonsense.
https://twitter.com/mattgreencomedy/sta ... hS1J3PJ9Kg
Matt Green's one was spot on too.
Have you considered stupidity as an explanation
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TBF the parody MP made a better fist of defending the Clown then whichever tennis-ball-on-a-stick they had standing in for the real MP on Newsnight.jimbob wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 6:25 amParody on April 13th
https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status ... EfC11xBAtw
Reality April 21st
https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNewsnight ... 7898202112
Check out how uncanny the embedded videos are
This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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Little waster wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 8:06 amTBF the parody MP made a better fist of defending the Clown then whichever tennis-ball-on-a-stick they had standing in for the real MP on Newsnight.jimbob wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 6:25 amParody on April 13th
https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt/status ... EfC11xBAtw
Reality April 21st
https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNewsnight ... 7898202112
Check out how uncanny the embedded videos are
Fay Jones?
Did you click the link?
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Yeah it's an old green screen trick, they give Kirsty Wark something to maintain her eye-line with and then use CGI to insert Fay Jones afterwards.
The VFX look fine but it looks like they ballsed up the audio and have accidentally left the placeholder sound track of the sound engineer just making random meaningless noises to allow Kirsty to time her responses correctly. It's all very clever.
Sorry ... what was that you are saying ... A real person? ,.. Are you sure? ... The actual MP ... oh dear.
This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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Right that's it, I told my gf that we're going to have a full inquiry on whose fault it is that I haven't changed the bathroom lights yet like I promised. In the meantime I'm not going to be able to make any comments.
I've never had a signature, and it never did me any harm