If it wasn’t for that post I don’t think I’d be aware there was a queue
General disgust that MPs get a pass to jump the queue.
You don't jump queues.
My avatar was a scientific result that was later found to be 'mistaken' - I rarely claim to be 100% correct
ETA 5/8/20: I've been advised that the result was correct, it was the initial interpretation that needed to be withdrawn
Meta? I'd say so!
If it wasn’t for that post I don’t think I’d be aware there was a queue
Yeah yeah, I saw you pushing in at the front for a gander at a dead old woman in a fancy box. "Wasn't aware there was a queue" pull the other 1 m8
I have a colleague who went down yesterday, on her day off, to have a gander at the dead queen. Not saying I’m not aware a lot of people are going, but I had no idea people were queuing for hours. I didn’t ask said colleague about it.
where once I used to scintillate
now I sin till ten past three
plodder wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:07 am
It's not a considered, deliberate, step by step logical process where people say "well I won't be angry at this particular thing because I think you'll find in Article 6 of the Convention of Succession there is actually a sub clause that clearly delineates between properties owned by the Crown and properties appropriated by the Crown and actually I think you'll find that that ought to reassure you that there are actually provisions in place" because they'll be too busy setting fire to sh.t.
That's the same sentiment that, when MPs have it they say they have had enough of experts, so they just go with their prejudices.
plodder wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:07 am
It's not a considered, deliberate, step by step logical process where people say "well I won't be angry at this particular thing because I think you'll find in Article 6 of the Convention of Succession there is actually a sub clause that clearly delineates between properties owned by the Crown and properties appropriated by the Crown and actually I think you'll find that that ought to reassure you that there are actually provisions in place" because they'll be too busy setting fire to sh.t.
That's the same sentiment that, when MPs have it they say they have had enough of experts, so they just go with their prejudices.
Looking forward to seeing some rational rioting this winter.
The back of the queue is currently shown to be the what3words location toward.being.former
Seems fair, shame it takes 11.5 hours to get there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJxDwDzAwEs
Time to get the professionals in. Disneyland and Alton Towers.
They know the answer. Increase the capacity of the ride via multiplying the product.
20 queen boxes, not one.
Important that every experience is identical, all 20 attractions having soldiers and crowns and candles and all that stuff. Visitors must be unable to tell apart the one with the actual queen hidden inside a box. Each customer must experince exactly what they currently experience.
Time to get the professionals in. Disneyland and Alton Towers.
They know the answer. Increase the capacity of the ride via multiplying the product.
20 queen boxes, not one.
Important that every experience is identical, all 20 attractions having soldiers and crowns and candles and all that stuff. Visitors must be unable to tell apart the one with the actual queen hidden inside a box. Each customer must experince exactly what they currently experience.
Should get the queue down to an hour.
The uncertainty of whether it's the 'real one' makes it a bit shroud-ing 'er catafalque, no?
My avatar was a scientific result that was later found to be 'mistaken' - I rarely claim to be 100% correct
ETA 5/8/20: I've been advised that the result was correct, it was the initial interpretation that needed to be withdrawn
Meta? I'd say so!
Here's a survey on why people are queuing for the show.
All these motivations are satisfied by my multiple body-box solution. Customers will get the same experience, plus won't be too exhausted to browse the gift shop on the way out.
Time to get the professionals in. Disneyland and Alton Towers.
They know the answer. Increase the capacity of the ride via multiplying the product.
20 queen boxes, not one.
Important that every experience is identical, all 20 attractions having soldiers and crowns and candles and all that stuff. Visitors must be unable to tell apart the one with the actual queen hidden inside a box. Each customer must experince exactly what they currently experience.
Should get the queue down to an hour.
The uncertainty of whether it's the 'real one' makes it a bit shroud-ing 'er catafalque, no?
Gfamily wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 4:38 pm
The uncertainty of whether it's the 'real one' makes it a bit shroud-ing 'er catafalque, no?
Tomb Of The Unknown Queen, style thing?
Quantum uncERtainty
My avatar was a scientific result that was later found to be 'mistaken' - I rarely claim to be 100% correct
ETA 5/8/20: I've been advised that the result was correct, it was the initial interpretation that needed to be withdrawn
Meta? I'd say so!
Alternatively, the Catholic church might have a system to enable large numbers of people to make a pilgrimage to parts of a famous corpse. And they're f.cking coining it, even more than Disneyworld.
We have the right to a clean, healthy, sustainable environment.
El Pollo Diablo wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:26 pm
Could do a tour, she's already been embalmed, meight as well make use of it.
Festival of Brexit II: Literally just the queen's corpse, leaning out of the window of the antiques roadshow van, driving at a solemn 5 mph through every village in the land.
We have the right to a clean, healthy, sustainable environment.
Bird on a Fire wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:11 pm
At the end, Noel Edmunds could reveal which is the real Queen box.
Let people change queue based on their various "systems". For a reasonable processing fee.
No need to have fake Queens. The church solved the problem years ago by having people worship different bits of saints in different places.
It's not very CofE but you don't necessarily need actual bits to worship in different places. Could have bits of bread represent the body? Or for a modern 21st century update - some other food?
Bird on a Fire wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:11 pm
At the end, Noel Edmunds could reveal which is the real Queen box.
Let people change queue based on their various "systems". For a reasonable processing fee.
No need to have fake Queens. The church solved the problem years ago by having people worship different bits of saints in different places.
It's not very CofE but you don't necessarily need actual bits to worship in different places. Could have bits of bread represent the body? Or for a modern 21st century update - some other food?
I like that idea.
Everyone likes Nando’s. How about we all eat some in remembrance of her. Maybe collectively in a big room on Sundays.
Bird on a Fire wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:11 pm
At the end, Noel Edmunds could reveal which is the real Queen box.
Let people change queue based on their various "systems". For a reasonable processing fee.
No need to have fake Queens. The church solved the problem years ago by having people worship different bits of saints in different places.
It's not very CofE but you don't necessarily need actual bits to worship in different places. Could have bits of bread represent the body? Or for a modern 21st century update - some other food?
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