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Al Capone Junior
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Post by Al Capone Junior » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:19 am

Ok so some ppl were checking out rocks today, various types. One crystal was fluorite. I typed in "fluorite" to google, and stuff came up, inc Wikipedia etc.

However, on the suggested questions, one bullet was 'benefits of'

And this was the answer
Protective properties
Fluorite protective properties
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Fluorite is a highly protective and stabilizing stone, useful for grounding and harmonizing spiritual energy. When working with the upper Chakras, Fluorite increases intuitive abilities, links the human mind to universal consciousness, and develops connection to Spirit.
f.cking facepalm.

This is serious. We're doomed.

I'll be at the bar

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Post by tenchboy » Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:30 am

I got
Fluorite is a stone heralded for its spiritual detoxification abilities and tendency to transform negative energy into positive energy, boosting our mental clarity and promoting peace of mind.
I'll be fishing.
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Post by Martin Y » Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:50 am

They just need a process to get it into toothpaste now. Should knock "Repair and Protect" into a cocked hat.

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Post by TimW » Wed Jan 11, 2023 10:50 am

No, you're all wrong. Actually, fluorite boosts the immune system and stimulates the regeneration and restructuring of cells and DNA, particularly in the skin and respiratory tract, and heals ulcers and wounds. Fluorite strengthens bone tissue, and alleviates rheumatism, arthritis and spinal injuries.

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Post by Gfamily » Wed Jan 11, 2023 5:16 pm

Fluorite makes very good telescope lenses - very low dispersion (so you don't get false colour) and very high transparency (so you don't get a loss of contrast)

I'm not claiming this makes it better at seeing your chakra
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Post by bolo » Wed Jan 11, 2023 5:44 pm

Unless your chakra is small and far away, of course.

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Post by monkey » Wed Jan 11, 2023 6:38 pm

Gfamily wrote:
Wed Jan 11, 2023 5:16 pm
Fluorite makes very good telescope lenses - very low dispersion (so you don't get false colour) and very high transparency (so you don't get a loss of contrast)
Fluorite is also why fluorescence is called fluorescence.

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Post by TimW » Thu Jan 12, 2023 9:07 am

It’s especially good for protection against psychic attack and external manipulation, it keeps the aura stable and clean.

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