New UKIP leader

[shpalman]

... is corrupt Enoch Powell apologist Neil Hamilton.

He replaces some guy you haven't heard of.

[TimW]

UKIP still exists?

Freddy Vachha has been suspended from membership of Ukip, pending a formal investigation of a complaint of bullying, harassment, verbal abuse and other conduct likely to bring the party into disrepute. Suspension from party membership automatically suspends Mr Vachha from the Ukip leadership.

So Hamilton is only "Interim" leader, and the bloke we've never heard of will be back after the investigation of course.

[Little waster]

UKIP still exists?

Presumably when Brexit finally happens and rather than solve any of the UK's problems just compounds the existing ones (in much the same way setting fire to a dumpster-full of used nappies and dog-sh.t bags on your front drive will probably not help you sell your house for more money) UKIP will be needed to explain how a no-deal Brexit is actually a BINO, Johnson et al. are all closet Remoaners and the only way we'll ever restore true British sovereignty is by getting rid of all the funny-coloured people and smoking in pubs.

[Bird on a Fire]

UKIP still exists?

Presumably when Brexit finally happens and rather than solve any of the UK's problems just compounds the existing ones (in much the same way setting fire to a dumpster-full of used nappies and dog-sh.t bags on your front drive will probably not help you sell your house for more money) UKIP will be needed to explain how a no-deal Brexit is actually a BINO, Johnson et al. are all closet Remoaners and the only way we'll ever restore true British sovereignty is by getting rid of all the funny-coloured people and smoking in pubs.

When Brexit finally happens, the UK will be broken up and sold to foreigners, from the NHS, BBC and education down to fishing rights, farming and the rash of low-quality, unsafe housing that'll get built on the greenbelts. UKIP will then have something serious to complain about, but won't have any ability to complain because the media won't run their stories.

The brand will probably get co-opted by Marxist-Leninist guerillas hiding out in the former industrial wastes of home counties, who occasionally appear on the news firing AK-47s from the back of traditional British milk floats painted with Che-style portraits of Nigel Farage (but with their demands and ideology never accurately reported), before CIA-backed agents provocateurs catalyse a splintering into Real UKIP, IPUK, UK Revolutionary IP and so on and so on and the whole thing largely fizzles out, while the groups sustain themselves smuggling cheap wine and fags from Calais into the UK's black market, where they function as a de facto currency following several substantial devaluations of sterling, runaway inflation, and the inability of the country to print more money due to selling the privatised Royal Mint to India and then running out of cash with which to pay for the next delivery of, um, cash.

Still, blue passports.