Doggy style
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Doggy style
So now the advice is to have sex doggy style to reduce the likelihood of catching Covid. For some people wearing a mask is already a fetish so they'll be ahead of the curve.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-53736087
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-53736087
Re: Doggy style
Also "casual sex is still banned" (!) - on which point I saw a tweet asking whether formal sex was still allowed.
Re: Doggy style
So it's now legal to meet someone outside your household for sex. Now I wonder which member of the Cabinet that will suit?
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Re: Doggy style
Is it to prepare us for Brexit?
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Re: Doggy style
For extra safety, use a glory hole
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That is part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:
m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
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Re: Doggy style
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pmThat is part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
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Re: Doggy style
Outside your household? I'm taking that to mean outdoor sex. It's getting a bit nippy for that so maybe dogging in a nice warm car. Dogging doggy style.
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Re: Doggy style
Sticking your head out the window with your ears flapping in the breeze?
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Re: Doggy style
Or you can just sit on the washing machine when it goes into spin cycle, an old housewife's favourite.EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 amBut when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pmThat is part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
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Re: Doggy style
I did have an interesting conversation a little while ago with a dominatrix about how they risk assessed their various activities and she drew similar conclusions!EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 amBut when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pmThat is part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:m.st.rbating by yourself (solo sex) will not spread COVID-19.
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I might get banned from the laundrette.Tessa K wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:59 amOr you can just sit on the washing machine when it goes into spin cycle, an old housewife's favourite.EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 amBut when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pm
That is part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:
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I might get banned from Currys.
having that swing is a necessary but not sufficient condition for it meaning a thing
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Re: Doggy style
Can't I just sit on the old housewife?
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Re: Doggy style
Just wrap the sub in clingfilm and put a gas mask on them, that should do it.mediocrity511 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:57 pmI did have an interesting conversation a little while ago with a dominatrix about how they risk assessed their various activities and she drew similar conclusions!EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 amBut when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?sTeamTraen wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:03 pm
That is part of the actual government safety advice in British Columbia.
Also on that page, the following scientific finding, in anticipation of which thousands of BC residents had doubtless put their lives on hold:
Re: Doggy style
And charge extra for it!Tessa K wrote: ↑Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:54 amJust wrap the sub in clingfilm and put a gas mask on them, that should do it.mediocrity511 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:57 pmI did have an interesting conversation a little while ago with a dominatrix about how they risk assessed their various activities and she drew similar conclusions!EACLucifer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 am
But when will the government start advocating rubberdoll fetish as an additional safety? Or have some done so already?
And remember that if you botch the exit, the carnival of reaction may be coming to a town near you.
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