Election night party
Election night party
You are all invited to tonight's party! Starts 21:55 and continues till dawn (7:53 England, 11:20 Scotland).
Join us for:
- world beating expert commentary
- exclusive insight
- the country's best jokes
- top quality swearing (commences 22:01)
- unmatched despair (commences on first result, approx 00:15)
Join us for:
- world beating expert commentary
- exclusive insight
- the country's best jokes
- top quality swearing (commences 22:01)
- unmatched despair (commences on first result, approx 00:15)
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- GeenDienst
- Dorkwood
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Re: Election night party
Well ere we are.
E-day
D-day
Down the Bidet.
E-day
D-day
Down the Bidet.
Just tell 'em I'm broke and don't come round here no more.
- El Pollo Diablo
- Stummy Beige
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Re: Election night party
Yeah, pretty much skipped all the other stages and gone straight to existential despair.
All ideas for suitable methods to exterminate humanity are welcome.
All ideas for suitable methods to exterminate humanity are welcome.
If truth is many-sided, mendacity is many-tongued
- GeenDienst
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Re: Election night party
I've heard that deployment of nuclear devices delivered from orbit brings a degree of certainty.
Just tell 'em I'm broke and don't come round here no more.
- El Pollo Diablo
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Re: Election night party
Things are never going to be good ever again, are they?
If truth is many-sided, mendacity is many-tongued
- GeenDienst
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Re: Election night party
Of course they will.El Pollo Diablo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:35 amThings are never going to be good ever again, are they?
We'll be long dead, though.
Just tell 'em I'm broke and don't come round here no more.
- El Pollo Diablo
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Re: Election night party
True. 2030 is quite far away, I guess.GeenDienst wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:36 amOf course they will.El Pollo Diablo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:35 amThings are never going to be good ever again, are they?
We'll be long dead, though.
If truth is many-sided, mendacity is many-tongued
- Bird on a Fire
- Princess POW
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Re: Election night party
As I live in foreign parts, I should be able to ignore the results until I'm good and ready to see them.
By which I mean absolutely w.nkered.
See y'all at midnight.
By which I mean absolutely w.nkered.
See y'all at midnight.
We have the right to a clean, healthy, sustainable environment.
Re: Election night party
I'll be on a train home from work as the polls close, heading directly to my beer fridge.Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:11 amAs I live in foreign parts, I should be able to ignore the results until I'm good and ready to see them.
By which I mean absolutely w.nkered.
See y'all at midnight.
- Bird on a Fire
- Princess POW
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Re: Election night party
BTW whose live coverage is the best? The biased BBC or Murdoch?
It'll partly depend on what I can hack into over here, of course.
The coverage on Portuguese news will be about 1 minute long, followed by 59 minutes about football. Which tbf is probably preferable.
It'll partly depend on what I can hack into over here, of course.
The coverage on Portuguese news will be about 1 minute long, followed by 59 minutes about football. Which tbf is probably preferable.
We have the right to a clean, healthy, sustainable environment.
- Bird on a Fire
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Re: Election night party
Hiding in a fridge, eh? Good to hear you like the new PM enough to emulate him.dyqik wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:12 amI'll be on a train home from work as the polls close, heading directly to my beer fridge.Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:11 amAs I live in foreign parts, I should be able to ignore the results until I'm good and ready to see them.
By which I mean absolutely w.nkered.
See y'all at midnight.
We have the right to a clean, healthy, sustainable environment.
- Stephanie
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Re: Election night party
i can't even drink right now, so i'm at despair. sure i can rustle up some swearing a bit later though
"I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare."
Re: Election night party
I wouldn't fit, what with all the beer in it. (Actually about 2 gallons of cider in kegs)Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:15 amHiding in a fridge, eh? Good to hear you like the new PM enough to emulate him.dyqik wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:12 amI'll be on a train home from work as the polls close, heading directly to my beer fridge.Bird on a Fire wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:11 amAs I live in foreign parts, I should be able to ignore the results until I'm good and ready to see them.
By which I mean absolutely w.nkered.
See y'all at midnight.
- Bird on a Fire
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Re: Election night party
Well that's easily fixed.
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- Little waster
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Re: Election night party
We need to get the playlist sorted:-
Lady in Red (an EPD special request)
Things Can Only Turn Bitter - D:REAM
Send in the Clowns - Judy Collins
Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel (going out to one Jo Swinson)
Jocko Homo - Devo (for all supporters of regional parliaments)
The Red Wall - Pink Floyd
Help Save the Youth of America - Billy Bragg
Lady in Red (an EPD special request)
Things Can Only Turn Bitter - D:REAM
Send in the Clowns - Judy Collins
Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel (going out to one Jo Swinson)
Jocko Homo - Devo (for all supporters of regional parliaments)
The Red Wall - Pink Floyd
Help Save the Youth of America - Billy Bragg
This place is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here, nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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Re: Election night party
A friend who is ex Militant and Momentum considers Sky News to be less biasedBird on a Fire wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:14 amBTW whose live coverage is the best? The biased BBC or Murdoch?
Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools.
Re: Election night party
The evergreen People = sh.t is required.
Either Slipknot or Richard Cheese versions.
Soundgarden - Blow Up The Outside World
Either Slipknot or Richard Cheese versions.
Soundgarden - Blow Up The Outside World
- tenchboy
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Re: Election night party
Fields of the Nephilim: Last Exit For The Lost.
If you want me Steve, just Snapchat me yeah? You know how to Snapchap me doncha Steve? You just...
- Gentleman Jim
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Re: Election night party
Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools.
Re: Election night party
Today would be a really good day to launch a subscription service for cute animal videos and gin deliveries.
- Bird on a Fire
- Princess POW
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Re: Election night party
I honestly think that next year I might go on a UK news diet.
I don't live in the UK and am unlikely to in the next decade at least. I can't easily do anything to improve matters there. So what's the point of knowing about it?
I don't live in the UK and am unlikely to in the next decade at least. I can't easily do anything to improve matters there. So what's the point of knowing about it?
We have the right to a clean, healthy, sustainable environment.
Re: Election night party
EPD, does your swear filter have enough capacity to cope with tonight's volumes? It's likely to overwhelm all the Amazon AWS servers.
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- El Pollo Diablo
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Re: Election night party
I recently added "sh.t" in. Not sure it was in the old filter. Dunno if that's strong enough. We have c..t. and t....e and k..t..a and y...b....r in there as well, so that might provide enough protection.
If truth is many-sided, mendacity is many-tongued