Election night party

[Bird on a Fire]

The only thing that can save this party now is the snack selection. What's going on in the crispverse?

[El Pollo Diablo]

Oh Priti Patel, f.ck off. Bedtime. Wake me up in 2024.

[Stephanie]

Oh Priti Patel and her smug f.cking face can do one.

Jesus christ

[dyqik]

If i start hoping that nobody is able to predict anything with any accuracy, could there be unintended negative consequences?

Tactical voting may not show up in the predictions, depending on how the poll was done. And there's substantial response bias possible there as well.

[bjn]

Don’t forget the Welsh. They love a good Brexit they do.

[Bird on a Fire]

Yeah I've already switched off bbc. Can't stand Priti Patel or, apparently, the English.

[JQH]

f.ck

The single malt is finished. Only got cooking whisky.

[Stephanie]

Does anyone in the EU want to adopt me?

[Bird on a Fire]

It's Naga Munchetty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on my sweater already

[Bird on a Fire]

Does anyone in the EU want to adopt me?

There's a bunk bed in Portugal with your name on it.

Not literally, that'd be a bit weird.

[mikeh]

Does anyone in the EU want to adopt me?

There's a bunk bed in Portugal with your name on it.

Not literally, that'd be a bit weird.

Yeah, it would be weird.

I'm in it.

[TimW]

It's Naga Munchetty

Favourite snack: Munchitos

[TimW]

Does anyone in the EU want to adopt me?

There's a bunk bed in Portugal with your name on it.

Not literally, that'd be a bit weird.

Yeah, it would be weird.

I'm in it.

I'm in the one above.

[mikeh]

I'm in the one above.

Who's name was on it?

[lpm]

I'm hoping exit poll is a bit wrong.

...and that Labour are even more f.cked than this.

A majority of 106 instead of 86 has no meaningful difference. But the fewer seats he wins, the more certain it is that Corbynism is over.

Because I'm really worried Labour will repeat this sh.t manifesto in 2024. We need our Kinnoch, and our Smith, and our Blair to win eventually with NewNew Labour.

[TimW]

I'm in the one above.

Who's name was on it?

"mikeh"

[lpm]

Also, the more Tory MPs, the more the mad Mogg ERG fringe gets diluted. They can be ignored and a slightly less horrific Brexit could result.

[JQH]

I think you're clutching at straws.

[Bird on a Fire]

Impressive optimism lpm. Thanks for keeping our spirits up in these trying times.

[FredM]

Running out of anaesthetic Armagnac, the hemlock looks inviting.

[lpm]

Swinson might have lost her seat to SNP.

[lpm]

So I guess Swinson won't be the next PM after all.

[discovolante]

Is this the thread where we're watching the telly? Nigel Farage is making me feel physically sick.

[GeenDienst]

Such a surprise.

I mean, it's not like anyone saw this coming, or that they could have done anything in advance, is it?

LLLLAAAYYDDEEE IIINNNNN RRREEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....

[Bird on a Fire]

Is this the thread where we're watching the telly? Nigel Farage is making me feel physically sick.

We were. I think we've all turned the telly off now, and are now sobbing and necking gin on the toilet.