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Reshuffle!

Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:21 pm

Williamson he gawn

Buckland he gawn

Rumours are Patel "looks unhappy" and that Dowden might replace Williamson. Apparently, and brilliantly, the next SoS of food and other shite might well be a guy called Mark Spencer.
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:36 pm

Jenrick he gawn
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by nezumi » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm

I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by plodder » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:02 pm

nezumi wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm
I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.
Haha

Me too. Jenrick's the guy behind the "rip up the planning system" thing isn't he? Glad he's off, and I'm sure he was enormously unpopular amongst Tory Villagers in The Shires.

Would be great to see that great big f.ck-off Raab get fired.

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by monkey » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:10 pm

nezumi wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm
I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.
It's always fun, right up until they announce the replacements.

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:26 pm

Apparers Raab is being downgraded to Justice Secretary, but gets to keep the Deputy PM title, because he did ever so well at that job, didn't he.
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:46 pm

Priti Patel is... staying. Sorry.
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Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:06 pm

The new foreign secretary is celebrated in my avatar.

Gove becomes minister for housinge.
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by plodder » Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:08 pm

El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:06 pm
The new foreign secretary is celebrated in my avatar.

Gove becomes minister for housinge.
How does Liz Truss keep getting promoted?

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Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:10 pm

I'm sure we'll find out eventually. The Tory membership f.cking love her, they think she's awesome. Maybe it's got summat to do with pork markets.
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by Trinucleus » Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:12 pm

plodder wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:08 pm
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:06 pm
The new foreign secretary is celebrated in my avatar.

Gove becomes minister for housinge.
How does Liz Truss keep getting promoted?
Sucking up to the PM

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm

In case you wondered
(I can't get net) satisfaction.png
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by Trinucleus » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:25 pm

El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm
In case you wondered

(I can't get net) satisfaction.png
Wow - a decision from Boris based on facts?

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by shpalman » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:34 pm

Trinucleus wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:25 pm
El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm
In case you wondered

(I can't get net) satisfaction.png
Wow - a decision from Boris based on facts? desperately chasing public* approval.
having that swing is a necessary but not sufficient condition for it meaning a thing
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by Nero » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:40 pm

Nadine Doris!

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by plodder » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:43 pm

Gove to the Ministry of Sound.

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by plodder » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:44 pm

Nero wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:40 pm
Nadine Doris!
hahahaha the f.ck..........?

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by El Pollo Diablo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:58 pm

I don't think anybody was expecting that. It's like making Donald Trump president.
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by Sciolus » Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:44 pm

plodder wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:02 pm
Me too. Jenrick's the guy behind the "rip up the planning system" thing isn't he? Glad he's off, and I'm sure he was enormously unpopular amongst Tory Villagers in The Shires.
There have been rumours that they were likely to row back from that policy, for tolerably obvious reasons. Replacing Jenrick with Gove, who was pretty decent as Environment Sec, makes that more credible.

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Post by jdc » Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:17 pm

There's another five dozen or so here on various Dorries-related topics: http://nadine-dorries.blogspot.com/

And a few more on abortion: https://www.badscience.net/index.php?s=dorries

Oh and then there's https://jdc325.wordpress.com/?s=dorries&submit=GO

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by monkey » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:08 pm

monkey wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:10 pm
nezumi wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:00 pm
I really am enjoying this rather more than I ought to.
It's always fun, right up until they announce the replacements.
Told you.

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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by TopBadger » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:26 pm

El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:10 pm
I'm sure we'll find out eventually. The Tory membership f.cking love her, they think she's awesome. Maybe it's got summat to do with pork markets.
And importing fruit... such madness for a cooler climate country to import fruit from warmer countries for much of the year... and we import 2/3rds of our cheese*... its a disgrace!

https://youtu.be/n_wkO4hk07o

*ah those heady days of variety on supermarket shelves. Maybe we don't now... it's back to 'the good old days' of only being able to buy strawberries for two months of the year for Tory Britain.
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Re: Reshuffle!

Post by IvanV » Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:28 pm

El Pollo Diablo wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:20 pm
In case you wondered

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They are satisfied with Liz Truss?

And why isn't there a satisfaction rating for Mad Nad? Or would that be too embarrassing to publish?

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