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Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:46 am
by lpm
Fabricant and his wig have lost!

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:47 am
by dyqik
lpm wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:44 am Kemi Badenoch won while we were looking away.

Boo.
Fabricunt lost though.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:47 am
by lpm
Gullis has lost!

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:48 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Both Burnley and Rossendale have gone home, thank god.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:49 am
by dyqik
lpm wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:47 amGullis has lost!
Ah, that's why https://portillogeddon.com/ just had seagulls with his face on falling from the top of the screen.

(Set it to automatic mode - you won't keep up otherwise)

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:49 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Wow, Lib Dems take Chichester from the Tories. Gillian Keegan loses her seat.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:50 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Labour have their wall back. You can walk from the Irish Sea to the North Sea in entirely Labour constituencies.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:51 am
by lpm
Shame about Braverman.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:52 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Michael Fabricant has lost his seat, a few months after his partner Andy Street lost his mayoralty. Sad year for their household, happy year for everyone else.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:52 am
by lpm
Green win in Bristol Central!

Sad for Debbonaire

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:54 am
by El Pollo Diablo
The c.nt's c.nt, John Redwood, has lost.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:55 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Ooooh Basildon time

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:56 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Oooh Holden just holds on, by 20 votes. Good lord.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:57 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Richard Tice has won

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:58 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Labour have won Bury St Edmunds??!!

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:59 am
by lpm
El Pollo Diablo wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:58 am Labour have won Bury St Edmunds??!!
Some of these results make no sense.

No wonder the opinion polls couldn't model it.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:00 am
by Martin Y
Labour gain Hemel Hempstead.

The significance of this is I can now go to sleep.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:01 am
by El Pollo Diablo
We won Dunstable and Leighton Buzzard. We f.cking won. It's not been Labour for 50 years.

Only 667 votes in it.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:03 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Miriam Cates has lost. And the Lit Dems have won Tunbridge Wells

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:06 am
by dyqik
El Pollo Diablo wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:03 am Miriam Cates has lost. And the Lit Dems have won Tunbridge Wells
That will make the retired Major General (Mrs) unhappy.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:06 am
by lpm
LibDem won North East Hampshire (Ranil Jayaward) - one of the safest Tory seats in the country.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:07 am
by El Pollo Diablo
The sword carrier is about to lose her seat

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:08 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Brendan Clark Smith has lost.

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:09 am
by lpm
El Pollo Diablo wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:07 am The sword carrier is about to lose her seat
Oh she looks so sad!

Re: General Election '24

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:09 am
by El Pollo Diablo
Johnny Mercer has lost