Capitol Insurrection Schadenfreude

[Stranger Mouse]

Karen or whatever her name is would like a pardon

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/ ... 10849?s=21

[FlammableFlower]

"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"

Wow.

Deserve.

Just, wow.

[JQH]

"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"

Possibly more than that. She was part of a mob that murdered a police officer - I understand that in the parts of the US that retain the death penalty it's pretty much mandatory where murder has been committed in pursuit of another crime.

[Stranger Mouse]

"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"

Possibly more than that. She was part of a mob that murdered a police officer - I understand that in the parts of the US that retain the death penalty it's pretty much mandatory where murder has been committed in pursuit of another crime.

Another plea for leniency from lawyer for poor misunderstood fire extinguisher guy here

I really hope all these f.ckers don’t escape consequences

https://twitter.com/cuomoprimetime/stat ... 18496?s=21

[Chris Preston]

Fortunately for all, DC has abolished the death penalty.

Federal Courts can still impose a death penalty, but under a Biden administration, prosecutors are unlikely to request it.

[Little waster]

"I think we all deserve a pardon. I'm facing a prison sentence"

Possibly more than that. She was part of a mob that murdered a police officer - I understand that in the parts of the US that retain the death penalty it's pretty much mandatory where murder has been committed in pursuit of another crime.

Another plea for leniency from lawyer for poor misunderstood fire extinguisher guy here

I really hope all these f.ckers don’t escape consequences

https://twitter.com/cuomoprimetime/stat ... 18496?s=21

It’s nice to see the MAGAt movement reach the “rats in a sack” stage.

The buses in the US are going to have trouble moving with the amount of bodies being thrown under them.

[Stranger Mouse]

Pelosi desk appreciation man’s lawyer is upset he’s been remanded in custody. Looks like he hid evidence.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/01/1 ... ase-459807

[Stranger Mouse]

Baked Alaska baked arrested

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-do ... 412235bd8d

[lpm]

Let's not call them by the silly names they like. Let's call Gionet and friends by the names they'll serve their sentences under.

It really works well for fascist c.nts to have joke names or unthreatening names. "Based Stickman". "The Donald". "Boris".

[Stranger Mouse]

Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21

[dyqik]

Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21

Of course, only the stupid ones get caught.

[Stranger Mouse]

Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21

Of course, only the stupid ones get caught.

500 bullets is a ridiculous amount of ammunition for a handgun. Difficult to see how he could possibly use it in an assassination attempt but the amount presumably made it easier to find. Always possible he was transporting ammo for an accomplice of course.

[Stranger Mouse]

Ah rifle too

https://twitter.com/macfarlanenews/stat ... 94817?s=21

[Stranger Mouse]

Ah rifle too

https://twitter.com/macfarlanenews/stat ... 94817?s=21

Well he made himself incredibly obvious

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[tenchboy]

Virginia Man arrested with 500 rounds of ammunition in Washington DC

Delusions of competence

https://twitter.com/loews_hotels/status ... 78564?s=21

Of course, only the stupid ones get caught.

500 bullets is a ridiculous amount of ammunition for a handgun. Difficult to see how he could possibly use it in an assassination attempt but the amount presumably made it easier to find. Always possible he was transporting ammo for an accomplice of course.

He admitted to cops he was carrying a Glock semi-automatic pistol in his truck

too...
which is a bit more than the six-shooter that 'handgun' might otherwise conjure to the mind.
ETA to make sense. Not sure I succeeded.

[Stranger Mouse]

Yeah the first thing I read didn’t mention a glock

This is worrying

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[jimbob]

Baked Alaska baked arrested

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-do ... 412235bd8d

https://twitter.com/desertborder/status ... 76450?s=20

Antifa VP--Putsch division
@desertborder
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18h
Baked Alaska: *coughs* "Excuse me. I don't have Covid, don't worry."

Reader, he had Covid

[bjn]

There is now a website dedicated to tracking the arrest and charging of the seditious.

[Stranger Mouse]

Yeah the first thing I read didn’t mention a glock

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Apparently it was all a silly mistake

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/16/us/p ... point.html

[Boustrophedon]

He admitted to cops he was carrying a Glock semi-automatic pistol in his truck

too...
which is a bit more than the six-shooter that 'handgun' might otherwise conjure to the mind.
ETA to make sense. Not sure I succeeded.

Almost any (semi) automatic carries more than 6 rounds, usually up to 17 or 18 in a modern one.

[Stranger Mouse]

I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download

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[Grumble]

I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download

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[Gfamily]

I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download

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It was there earlier

[Stranger Mouse]

I don’t know how they kept a straight face while typing this up

It seems that a highly trained investigator can spot subtle clues like this photo

https://www.justice.gov/file/1355866/download

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It was there earlier

Yeah - it’s listed here under “Lang” but with a broken link

https://www.justice.gov/opa/investigati ... ce-capitol

[Martin Y]

But it says he's at the White House. Surely an iron-clad alibi.