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Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:13 pm
by jdc
Won't that be uncomfortable?
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:20 pm
by Little waster
jdc wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:13 pm
Won't that be uncomfortable?
I think what has happened here jdc, is you've misunderstood the phrase "bung hole" to refer to mikeh's anus, in which case you would be correct that would be uncomfortable particularly if it was aflame, however I believe dyqik was in fact referring to a hole in the previously mentioned port barrel which is often stopped up with a cork or "bung".
This has then unintentionally caused a hilarious misunderstanding.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:28 pm
by Martin Y
I should imagine scraping the bottom comes first.
Then move on to the port barrel. Ithankyouverymuch
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:44 pm
by mikeh
Little waster wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:20 pm
jdc wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:13 pm
Won't that be uncomfortable?
I think what has happened here jdc, is you've misunderstood the phrase "bung hole" to refer to mikeh's anus, in which case you would be correct that would be uncomfortable particularly if it was aflame, however I believe dyqik was in fact referring to a hole in the previously mentioned port barrel which is often stopped up with a cork or "bung".
This has then unintentionally caused a hilarious misunderstanding.
Thank you Little waster, the voice of reason, in among a pit of filth and unrealistic scenarios.
* returns bung to hole in top of port barrel, slowly exits stage right whistling nonchalantly but with more than a slight grimace *
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:49 pm
by GeenDienst
I hope you wiped that bung first.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:55 pm
by mikeh
GeenDienst wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:49 pm
I hope you wiped that bung first.
The point of keeping port in a barrel is to enrich the flavours therein.
I make no further comment about the bung.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:01 pm
by dyqik
Little waster wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:20 pm
jdc wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:13 pm
Won't that be uncomfortable?
I think what has happened here jdc, is you've misunderstood the phrase "bung hole" to refer to mikeh's anus, in which case you would be correct that would be uncomfortable particularly if it was aflame, however I believe dyqik was in fact referring to a hole in the previously mentioned port barrel which is often stopped up with a cork or "bung".
This has then unintentionally caused a hilarious misunderstanding.
dyqik in fact left the exact meaning of "bung hole" ambiguous, in order to provoke this hilarity.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:35 pm
by mediocrity511
What was everyone's first election? Mine was 2010 and I voted Lib Dem. I was so disillusioned with politics for the longest time after that, I ended up considering myself an anarchist for a good while. Back engaging with party politics, but I've never quite recaptured the hope I had the first time I ever voted.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:40 pm
by Bird on a Fire
monkey wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:21 pm
Bird on a Fire wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:20 pm
Unless I get a VPN working I'll probably be switching between the BBC World Service, Radio 4 and Al Jazeera all night. Wish me luck.
Let me know how you get on with the VPN. Been having trouble finding a reliable one.
Turns out, if you put "free [channel name] streaming" into a search engine, the top few results all seem to work ok, at least for the bbc1.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:52 pm
by Bird on a Fire
Stream streaming (bbc1).
Corn popping.
Beer cold.
Heart racing.
Life force ebbing.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:53 pm
by Bird on a Fire
mediocrity511 wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:35 pm
What was everyone's first election? Mine was 2010 and I voted Lib Dem. I was so disillusioned with politics for the longest time after that, I ended up considering myself an anarchist for a good while. Back engaging with party politics, but I've never quite recaptured the hope I had the first time I ever voted.
I'm also a disillusioned 2010 baby
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:59 pm
by Bird on a Fire
How are the graphics? I like Jeremy Vine's finishing line thing.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:00 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
Here we go
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:00 pm
by El Pollo Diablo
f.ck.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:00 pm
by mikeh
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Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:02 pm
by lpm
f.ck
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:02 pm
by Bird on a Fire
HOLY f.cking sh.tting f.cking CHRIST c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:02 pm
by JQH
Feck!
Drink!
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:03 pm
by lpm
f.ck
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:04 pm
by Stephanie
f.cking hell, what the f.cking f.ck
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:05 pm
by Bird on a Fire
If i start hoping that nobody is able to predict anything with any accuracy, could there be unintended negative consequences?
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:06 pm
by Vertigowooyay
Exit poll suggest 86 seat Tory majority.
I guess if that’s true I need to admit what I’ve been trying to ignore - at heart, the UK has simply become a nasty, spiteful, selfish country.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:06 pm
by mikeh
The UK will get the country it deserves.
Well done to those of you who are watching from another nation.
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:06 pm
by Martin Y
Shall we just declare the SNP are the official opposition and never speak of it again?
Re: Election night party
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:07 pm
by JQH
Vertigowooyay wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:06 pm
Exit poll suggest 86 seat Tory majority.
I guess if that’s true I need to admit what I’ve been trying to ignore - at heart,
the UK England has simply become a nasty, spiteful, selfish country.
FIFY