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Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:11 pm
by jimbob
Interesting interview footage of Dorries today
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1488 ... VGtYBymVQg
She's (literally not metaphorically) swaying all over the place in it.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:45 pm
by tenchboy
lpm wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:22 pm
Starmer was stunningly good.
He was indeed.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:19 pm
by FlammableFlower
Johnson's "Trust me, I'll change" plea was that of a serially philandering husband to his betrayed wife, something with which he is very familiar.
Though he knows, or has calculated, that in large part the rest of the Tories' fortunes are tied to his own from his first denials and their support. The longer they cling to him the more they will be marked by that association and I think he's thinking that for their own political survival, they'll not get rid of him.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:00 am
by jimbob
FlammableFlower wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:19 pm
Johnson's "Trust me, I'll change" plea was that of a serially philandering husband to his betrayed wife, something with which he is very familiar.
Though he knows, or has calculated, that in large part the rest of the Tories' fortunes are tied to his own from his first denials and their support. The longer they cling to him the more they will be marked by that association and I think he's thinking that for their own political survival, they'll not get rid of him.
Yup.
I think thid is a turning point though. Before, they could tell the voters they didn't know what he was. And sufficient numbers of voters thought he was doing his best.
Now he's clearly lying and if the stay with him, they're going to be remembered for that.
Johnson's wrongdoing is now public knowledge in a way that it wasn't even in December.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:49 am
by Millennie Al
discovolante wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 8:29 am
Millennie Al wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:51 am
Frequently, the legal advice will be to say as little as possible
Where does this come from?
Starting from the famous quote:
If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.
though it was not actually said by Cardinal Richelieu. And proceeding via Operation Spanner in the UK. The police are not your friends. You have not popped around for a nice chat. Anything you say may be used in evidence against you - and not necessarily with regard to the crime they are currently investigating.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:53 am
by Millennie Al
Trinucleus wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:51 pm
Conclusion - 12 parties being investigated by the Met, so not being commented on. Therefore not appropriate to comment on the other four, as it would "be a detriment to the overall balance of the findings."
I take that to mean that full details of the lesser four might be taken by some as evidence that the other 12 were of a similar nature - only slightly more severe, and that therefore to give full details would give a false impression.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:27 am
by TAFKAsoveda
Is there a history of Huntington’s disease in her family?
Looking at many recent interviews she has some odd movements.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:38 am
by jimbob
TAFKAsoveda wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:27 am
Is there a history of Huntington’s disease in her family?
Looking at many recent interviews she has some odd movements.
I don't know, but it's not right.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:30 am
by Woodchopper
Looking shifty, like literally, maybe she is just fidgeting as she is very uncomfortable having to publicly defend Johnson.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:33 am
by JQH
Trinucleus wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:57 pm
True. I also don't think he's got anywhere to go if the police confirm he was at the party on 13th November when he told the House he wasn't. I'm guessing his hope is we'll be at war by then
Fortunately his phone call to Putin was cancelled.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:41 pm
by tenchboy
You think THAT'S bad?
Cop THIS one baby!
[found by g**gling 'Dorries Drunk' on your behalf.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:58 pm
by Bird on a Fire
Of course the institutionally corrupt Met Police has put Sajid David's brother in charge of their "investigation".
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ ... m-26102172
f.cking banana republic. But at least the bananas are bendy now, not like before. #brexitbenefits
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 1:18 pm
by Little waster
Bird on a Fire wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:58 pm
f.cking banana republic.
We f.cking wish, we're not a banana republic we're a turnip monarchy!
We can only aspire to having 'nanas or being a republic.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 1:37 pm
by Woodchopper
From the Guardian liveblog:
Sir Lindsay Hoyle, the Speaker, also told MPs that he was concerned about what was happening to the reputation of parliament. Just after he reprimanded Boris Johnson for his anti-Starmer Jimmy Savile smear (see 12.49pm), Hoyle said people assumed he had a power to police what gets said in the chamber that he does not possess. He told MPs:
"Unfortunately the public out there think I’ve got this magic power. You give me the power. If you’re not happy with the power I’ve got, it’s in your hands to change it."
As Speaker, Hoyle has to enforce Erskine May, the parliamentary rulebook, which bans MPs from using unparliamentary language. Calling another MP a liar is one example.
But the Speaker does not have the power to stop MPs saying things that are untrue. And although ministers who do mislead the Commons are expected to correct the record, the Speaker has no power to compel them to do so.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 1:47 pm
by WFJ
Is that true? It's not what the article actually says.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 1:48 pm
by Opti
Opti wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:30 am
Remind me. Who is the police commander in charge of Metropolitan Police professional standards?
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:42 am
by TopBadger
Its funny hearing MP's stating Boris must 'shape up or ship out' or words to that effect... are they delusional? Leopards do not change their spots.
Four aides gone... more letters gone in too?
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:44 am
by Grumble
TopBadger wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:42 am
Its funny hearing MP's stating Boris must 'shape up or ship out' or words to that effect... are they delusional? Leopards do not change their spots.
Four aides gone... more letters gone in too?
Four? There was another this morning. At this rate I’m expecting another when I press submit on this post.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:54 am
by Little waster
Grumble wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:44 am
Four? There was another this morning. At this rate I’m expecting another when I press submit on this post.
Perhaps your posts are causing the resignations!
Post MOAR, see what happens, a decent cat-meme thread could have Johnson gone by teatime!

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 1:16 pm
by shpalman
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:10 pm
by Little waster
It’s OK everyone Disgraced Former Defence Secretary Liam Fox has come out on in Johnson’s
defence.
I think I, like most people, was reserving judgement until we had heard the opinion of a man whose sole contribution to public life was to be forced to resign due to corruption over a decade ago, he really is the moral keystone of our times.
His considered opinion is we shouldn’t judge the suitability to lead of a PM, who repeatedly and unashamedly breaks his own public health rules during a deadly global pandemic and then repeatedly lies in Parliament about it, until the Met belatedly and reluctantly decide whether his open rule-breaking technically breached the threshold to prosecute or not. This apparently is “focussing on the Big Picture”.
Frankly I find it baffling that Google search autocompletes the way it does as soon as you type “disgraced fo-“.

Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 3:42 pm
by IvanV
Little waster wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:10 pm
Frankly I find it baffling that Google search autocompletes the way it does as soon as you type “disgraced fo-“.
"Disgraced former defence minister" comes second for me after "disgraced football players". I also get "disgraced fox
news host" further down the list.
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:18 pm
by Little waster
Meanwhile observers on the ground say a camera lowered down a deep, dark, slime-filled hole have caught distant sight of Nadine Dorries who was said to be in good spirits and asking for a new
spade as the one she had been using had snapped.
The Minister for Culture Wars is thought to have began digging the hole over Christmas and been working on it ever since though her motivations remain baffling.
The MP's grasp of factual, reality-based arguments are legendary and she went on to demonstrate this further.
Dorries insisted that 97% of Tory MPs back the prime minister
The percentage of Tory MPs who have lodged letters of no confidence is thought to be around 10% and the 15% threshold is expected to be reached next week.
Dorries insisted that “the prime minister has told the truth.
In other news it was revealed today that there is a photo of the prime minister drinking a can of beer at one of the parties he said hadn't happened and didn't know about
She suggested remainers are plotting against the prime minister.
She said: “There are a small number of voices, whether they are people who were ardent supporters of remain, who see this as their last opportunity to reverse Brexit.”
MPs who have called on Johnson to go include David Davies, Nick Gibb, Aaron Bell ...
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:22 pm
by tenchboy
Little waster wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:18 pm
Meanwhile observers on the ground say a camera lowered down a deep, dark, slime-filled hole have caught distant sight of Nadine Dorries who was said to be in good spirits and asking for a new
spade as the one she had been using had snapped.
The Minister for Culture Wars is thought to have began digging the hole over Christmas and been working on it ever since though her motivations remain baffling.
The MP's grasp of factual, reality-based arguments are legendary and she went on to demonstrate this further.
Dorries insisted that 97% of Tory MPs back the prime minister
The percentage of Tory MPs who have lodged letters of no confidence is thought to be around 10% and the 15% threshold is expected to be reached next week.
Dorries insisted that “the prime minister has told the truth.
In other news it was revealed today that there is a photo of the prime minister drinking a can of beer at one of the parties he said hadn't happened and didn't know about
She suggested remainers are plotting against the prime minister.
She said: “There are a small number of voices, whether they are people who were ardent supporters of remain, who see this as their last opportunity to reverse Brexit.”
MPs who have called on Johnson to go include David Davies, Nick Gibb, Aaron Bell ...
to a chorus of...
Hey Nadine is that Bobo's ring your wearing?
Uhuh
By the way, where d'you meet him,
I MET HIM AT THE CANDY STOWER...
Edit to defuck
Re: 2020 No. 10 Christmas Party!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:47 pm
by Little waster
Not to mention preventing Brexit at this point would require access to some sort of Tardis.
Sadly even if an anvil was dropped on him tomorrow in finest Loony Tunes style, Brexit can no longer be reversed that easily and Rejoin is a long, painful but inevitable journey.