Why do so many women want to f.ck Boris Johnson?

[El Pollo Diablo]

He looks like an exploding cheesecake

[Little waster]

A sofa dumped in a back alley, several months ago.

Apparently he smells like that too.

[Martin_B]

Might explain Peter Stringfellow's success, too (before his death, not recently!)

[Bird on a Fire]

Well he seems to be superficially charming enough to take in plenty of people.

Maybe he's got a big willy?

[WFJ]

Money? Power? Career advancement? Feeder fetish? Maybe he just has a great personality?

[shpalman]

How Johnson pledged help for my business to win my love

[wilsontown]

Like being screwed by a binbag full of custard, or a wardrobe with the key sticking out, apparently.

I don't get it either.

[shpalman]

He's a lying cheating sack of sh.t with a terrible attitude to women and any woman who allows herself to be f.cked by him ought to be ashamed of herself for enabling and encouraging this sort of behaviour, and indeed the continuation of this sort of genetic material.

[lpm]

"What first attracted you to Boris Johnson and his £126,000 of tax payer money?"

[IvanV]

"What first attracted you to Boris Johnson and his £126,000 of tax payer money?"

He earned a lot more as a journalist, and his spending habits are consistent with being used to a higher income. He also may well have material costs related to exes and children that might be based on prior higher income levels. His present wife also seems to expect a lifestyle well beyond what his present income (minus adjustments) provides.

[Herainestold]

He has like seven (?) children, so he is more evolutionary successful than most of us.

I will just let everybody ponder this for a while.

[Little waster]

He has like seven (?) children

Just pause for a moment and contemplate that statement.

Imagine you could send a short message back to the past: 75 years, 50 years, 30 years, even 10 years.

Skipping the obvious (like warning about Hitler, 911 or eating bats), imagine you could inform the public in the long-ago time of say ... 2009 ... that the actual British Prime Minister has an indeterminate number of children from an uncertain number of women, and this is a fact of life that usually passes completely without comment, because it doesn't even feature in the top ten worst things about the current Prime Minister.

What would they make of us?

He really is Trump writ small and 2020 has really done a number on our perceptions of what constitutes as "normal".

[Stranger Mouse]

He has like seven (?) children, so he is more evolutionary successful than most of us.

I will just let everybody ponder this for a while.

I knew it!

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheMorlocks

[Iron Magpie]

He has like seven (?) children, so he is more evolutionary successful than most of us.

I will just let everybody ponder this for a while.

we are definitely doomed....

[TimW]

He has like seven (?) children, so he is more evolutionary successful than most of us.

That should itself make him more attractive to women, in a kind of snowball effect.

[tom p]

He looks like an exploding cheesecake

All the women who he's f.cked are posh tory women.
they were at boarding school locked away from boys in their teenage years, so when they come out, they haven't had their fill of terrible boyfriends.
being posh tory women, they hang around in circles with the likes of michael fabricant & christopher chope.
Compared to them, Johnson's a hilarious & charming adonis.
it's like going out in a group on the pull & taking an ugly friend along to make the rest of you look sexier in comparison

[El Pollo Diablo]

Jennifer Arcuri, though? She's American and (I assume) didn't go to boarding school or hang out with Fabricunt. And yet she succumbed to his baffling charms for about four years.

[Bird on a Fire]

USians often mistake the English accent for charm and wit. You can say any old drivel and people will find it intelligent and hilarious.

Johnson constantly plays a caricature of a posh English eccentric that's very popular in the states.

[El Pollo Diablo]

But again, you'd expect the posh scarecrow act to wear off after about four months, even for someone more prone to thinking it's "cute".

It's similar to Tory MPs - there was a report over the weekend that a Tory MP, a former minister, has been brought back from the brink of wanting a vote of no confidence in Johnson, because Johnson promised his constituency some investment. Total and obvious b.llsh.t, of course, designed to take the heat out of the situation he's currently in. And yet, they all fall for it time and again.

[Opti]

USians often mistake the English accent for charm and wit. You can say any old drivel and people will find it intelligent and hilarious.

Worked perfectly for me in my San Francisco days. Opened a huge number of doors. There were quite a few Brits living off rich USAian women back then who wouldn't have managed it back home.

[lpm]

Jennifer Arcuri, though? She's American and (I assume) didn't go to boarding school or hang out with Fabricunt. And yet she succumbed to his baffling charms for about four years.

I wouldn't call £126,000 "baffling charms", I'd call it cold hard cash.

[jimbob]

USians often mistake the English accent for charm and wit. You can say any old drivel and people will find it intelligent and hilarious.

Worked perfectly for me in my San Francisco days. Opened a huge number of doors. There were quite a few Brits living off rich USAian women back then who wouldn't have managed it back home.

One of my friends fathers was a Fleet Air Arm fast jet instructor. He was seconded to the USN as one of the instructors to help them set up the Top Gun school based on the Fleet Air Arm school.


Apparently his social life was great as a 20 something fighter pilot in the US with an English accent.

[Woodchopper]

Dudes, you seem to have fallen into the trap of assuming that men who have nice personalities and good looks are most attractive to women and will therefore have lots of shags, whereas men who are ugly a..eholes will be be unattractive and so should spend their sex lives m.st.rbating alone.

But you must have led very sheltered lives if you haven't noticed that lots of ugly a..eholes have many girlfriends, and probably more shags than the polite pretty boys you think are getting all the attention.

The answer is that the most successful strategy for a man to get many sexual partners is to: a) proposition very many women, in fact all the ones he meets; b) find women who are vulnerable or need something; c) manipulate them.

Which is my answer to the question in the OP.

[jimbob]

Dudes, you seem to have fallen into the trap of assuming that men who have nice personalities and good looks are most attractive to women and will therefore have lots of shags, whereas men who are ugly a..eholes will be be unattractive and so should spend their sex lives m.st.rbating alone.

But you must have led very sheltered lives if you haven't noticed that lots of ugly a..eholes have many girlfriends, and probably more shags than the polite pretty boys you think are getting all the attention.

The answer is that the most successful strategy for a man to get many sexual partners is to: a) proposition very many women, in fact all the ones he meets; b) find women who are vulnerable or need something; c) manipulate them.

Which is my answer to the question in the OP.

Saying, I'll use public money to boost your business is another

[Woodchopper]

Dudes, you seem to have fallen into the trap of assuming that men who have nice personalities and good looks are most attractive to women and will therefore have lots of shags, whereas men who are ugly a..eholes will be be unattractive and so should spend their sex lives m.st.rbating alone.

But you must have led very sheltered lives if you haven't noticed that lots of ugly a..eholes have many girlfriends, and probably more shags than the polite pretty boys you think are getting all the attention.

The answer is that the most successful strategy for a man to get many sexual partners is to: a) proposition very many women, in fact all the ones he meets; b) find women who are vulnerable or need something; c) manipulate them.

Which is my answer to the question in the OP.

Saying, I'll use public money to boost your business is another

I think that falls under 'needs something', like needs hundreds of thousands of pounds.