General Election '24

[lpm]

Fabricant and his wig have lost!

[dyqik]

Kemi Badenoch won while we were looking away.

Boo.

Fabricunt lost though.

[lpm]

Gullis has lost!

[El Pollo Diablo]

Both Burnley and Rossendale have gone home, thank god.

[dyqik]

Gullis has lost!

Ah, that's why https://portillogeddon.com/ just had seagulls with his face on falling from the top of the screen.

(Set it to automatic mode - you won't keep up otherwise)

[El Pollo Diablo]

Wow, Lib Dems take Chichester from the Tories. Gillian Keegan loses her seat.

[El Pollo Diablo]

Labour have their wall back. You can walk from the Irish Sea to the North Sea in entirely Labour constituencies.

[lpm]

Shame about Braverman.

[El Pollo Diablo]

Michael Fabricant has lost his seat, a few months after his partner Andy Street lost his mayoralty. Sad year for their household, happy year for everyone else.

[lpm]

Green win in Bristol Central!

Sad for Debbonaire

[El Pollo Diablo]

The c.nt's c.nt, John Redwood, has lost.

[El Pollo Diablo]

Ooooh Basildon time

[El Pollo Diablo]

Oooh Holden just holds on, by 20 votes. Good lord.

[El Pollo Diablo]

Richard Tice has won

[El Pollo Diablo]

Labour have won Bury St Edmunds??!!

[lpm]

Labour have won Bury St Edmunds??!!

Some of these results make no sense.

No wonder the opinion polls couldn't model it.

[Martin Y]

Labour gain Hemel Hempstead.

The significance of this is I can now go to sleep.

[El Pollo Diablo]

We won Dunstable and Leighton Buzzard. We f.cking won. It's not been Labour for 50 years.

Only 667 votes in it.

[El Pollo Diablo]

Miriam Cates has lost. And the Lit Dems have won Tunbridge Wells

[dyqik]

Miriam Cates has lost. And the Lit Dems have won Tunbridge Wells

That will make the retired Major General (Mrs) unhappy.

[lpm]

LibDem won North East Hampshire (Ranil Jayaward) - one of the safest Tory seats in the country.

[El Pollo Diablo]

The sword carrier is about to lose her seat

[El Pollo Diablo]

Brendan Clark Smith has lost.

[lpm]

The sword carrier is about to lose her seat

Oh she looks so sad!

[El Pollo Diablo]

Johnny Mercer has lost