General Election '24

[El Pollo Diablo]

Jeremy Rhyming Slang time!

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Oooh Hunt holds on. God dammit

[lpm]

Hunt...

Wins by a whisker

891

[Martin Y]

Correspondent getting a bit giddy on the BBC website:

Let me begin with a health warning. This is just from one source, but it’s a good source.

And they reckon Liz Truss could – I emphasise could – lose her seat of South West Norfolk.

If that happens I wouldn’t have the adjectives to do justice to it.

[lpm]

SUNAK CONCEDES!!

[dyqik]

Count Binface beats the Monster Raving Loonies!

[El Pollo Diablo]

"Goodwill on all sides"

f.ck you Sunak you lying mendacious sack of sh.t

[dyqik]

SUNAK CONCEDES!!

I have just enough of a mezcalita left to toast it.

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God I f.cking hate the f.cking tories.

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I f.cking DOUBT THAT SUNAK IS A DECENT PERSON GEORGE OSBORNE

AND YOU'RE A c.nt TOO

[El Pollo Diablo]

Blimey. Labour gain Dover. ITV says Labour now have an overall majority

[bagpuss]

Mid Bucks Conservative hold. Bugger

[dyqik]

Blimey. Labour gain Dover. ITV says Labour now have an overall majority

! If there's anywhere that Brexit was supposed to work on!

[El Pollo Diablo]

The Kent coast all looks like it's going red

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Peter Bottomley has lost his seat, lol. Do we know who the new father/mother of the house will be?

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Sinn Fein are currently the fourth party in terms of seats, lol.

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Rees Mogg Time

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REES MOGG HAS LOST

[lpm]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[El Pollo Diablo]

BBC calls the GE for Labour

[Sciolus]

Happy to help.

[El Pollo Diablo]

Buckingham and Bletchley has gone red

[El Pollo Diablo]

Dewsbury and Batley has gone independent

[dyqik]

Sinn Fein are currently the fourth party in terms of seats, lol.

And Reform are behind independents

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Incidentally, Starmer is the first non-Oxford graduate to win an election since about a century ago.