General Election 2019

[P.J. Denyer]

Conservatives vote on Friday, when the weather is better.




Oh forgot we're not allowed to joke about disenfranchising voters

Yeah that's exactly what I meant

Brexit & UKIP have special voting hours after the pub closes.

[GeenDienst]

Conservatives vote on Friday, when the weather is better.




Oh forgot we're not allowed to joke about disenfranchising voters

Yeah that's exactly what I meant

Brexit & UKIP have special voting hours after the pub closes.

But Spoons never...ah.

[lpm]

Jesus, the LibDem forecast is terrible. Not even winning Winchester and Guildford, where they decimated* the Tories in the local and EU elections a few months ago.




*Modern meaning of nearly wiping out, not the pedantic morons' ancient meaning of 10%

[jimbob]

Ah well I have just had a Brexit Party leaflet in my tight Labour-Tory constituency.

It cheered me up a bit.

[Bird on a Fire]

Jesus, the LibDem forecast is terrible. Not even winning Winchester and Guildford, where they decimated* the Tories in the local and EU elections a few months ago.




*Modern meaning of nearly wiping out, not the pedantic morons' ancient meaning of 10%

Oh sh.t. Steve Brine is such a massive, total bellend. I'm still really hoping he loses so I'll selectively ignore that poll for the next two days.

[Bird on a Fire]

My mum reads all the political leaflets that come through the door, and I suspect they probably influence her vote.

I chuck them all straight in the bin.

Who is normal?

Who is right?

[Gfamily]

To ensure maximum participation, it can be worth posting this link on local FB groups etc.

https://wheredoivote.co.uk/

Put postcode and it'll tell you where your Polling Station is.

[snoozeofreason]

My mum reads all the political leaflets that come through the door, and I suspect they probably influence her vote.

I chuck them all straight in the bin.

Who is normal?

Who is right?

Well you're the one who volunteered to be a moderator on Scrutable. That might give us a clue.

[GeenDienst]

My mum reads all the political leaflets that come through the door, and I suspect they probably influence her vote.

I chuck them all straight in the bin.

Who is normal?

Who is right?

OK, you need to tell us it's the recycling bin.

[Bird on a Fire]

1. Good point, well made. But my mum is also a mod here, but I'm not telling you which one.

2. Yes, normally. The Conservative ones tend to come engraved into black plastic meat trays, which unfortunately aren't recyclable.

[GeenDienst]

...my mum is also a mod here, but I'm not telling you which one...

We all know. Oh, yes.

And my local recycling thing is very ambiguous about black plastic. They used to say an absolute no to it, very clearly (confuses infrared sensors or summat), but now they don't mention it at all. I even emailed them about it, to the inevitable no response. And it didn't say "c.nt" once.

[GeenDienst]

Jesus, the LibDem forecast is terrible. Not even winning Winchester and Guildford, where they decimated* the Tories in the local and EU elections a few months ago.

I dunno, in a FPTP system my instincts tell me we need a credible 3rd party. It seems labour might not be the only party where people might be eyeing the leadership position on Friday, not that the LDs will make the front page. They should have chosen the other one. You know, thingy, with the head, and that.

*Modern meaning of nearly wiping out, not the pedantic morons' ancient meaning of 10%

Controversial.

[Bird on a Fire]

I mean just look at the c.nt

[Bird on a Fire]

That post goes out to any sixth form history students who might be lurking

[Matatouille]

To ensure maximum participation, it can be worth posting this link on local FB groups etc.

https://wheredoivote.co.uk/

Put postcode and it'll tell you where your Polling Station is.

Thanks, will do.

And my local recycling thing is very ambiguous about black plastic. They used to say an absolute no to it, very clearly (confuses infrared sensors or summat), but now they don't mention it at all. I even emailed them about it, to the inevitable no response. And it didn't say "c.nt" once.

I think it was black plastic against a black belt background that was usually the issue, you can change the belt colour but that just makes a different colour plastic not work. There are now black dyes for plastics that reflect the scanner beams slightly differently (hazy memory) so it can be detected despite the belt in the background. I suspect most recycling plants just let you put in black plastic now, and have people after the black picking machine to manually pluck out any that it couldn't see cos they have the old dye. Our recycling collection won't offiocially accept anything like a food tray (of any colour), because of contamination from people not washing them spoiling the recycling batch. So I just wash them thoroughly and put them in, hoping for the best. I suspect they're getting picked out and landfilled but at least it helps the clean/unclean ratio if they're measuring it for next time they're considering process or policy changes.

[Dermot O'Logical]

I dunno, in a FPTP system my instincts tell me we need a credible 3rd party.

A credible 1st and 2nd party would be nice too.

[Woodchopper]

YouGov prediction:

Conservative majority of 28

CON 339 (+22)
LAB 231 (-31)
SNP 41 (+6)
LIB 15 (+3)
https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/1204521190796120064

A hung parliament is probably within the normal margin of error for opinion polls.

[GeenDienst]

100 seats behind, eh? That would be an even more glorious victory that the 60 odd they lost by last time.

[lpm]

My only residual hope is that LibDem can't be far off in a load of seats. If they could just win an extra 10, then the error margins might cost Johnson another 10 to Labour, to leave him on 319. He'd still be Prime Minister but his Brexit trouble would continue.

There's no possible chance of Corbyn getting anywhere near being in Number 10, so people should vote without fear for LibDems - the "vote Swinson, get Corbyn" scare tactics from the Tories doesn't work.

[El Pollo Diablo]

still undecided tbh. dunt matter round here, not even a teeny tiny bit.

[GeenDienst]

I'm going for the young lady independent lady candidate. Again, it's a dead safe seat, and I'm not sure why I'm bothering.

Children of the Atom aren't standing this time. Shame, sounds like they probably have a great energy policy.

[El Pollo Diablo]

if we all save up our money, can we start a commune?

[Bird on a Fire]

if we all save up our money, can we start a commune?

I haven't got any money, and in any case I think tradition dictates that we should expropriate it from some rich c.nts.

[Gentleman Jim]

if we all save up our money, can we start a commune?

I haven't got any money, and in any case I think tradition dictates that we should expropriate it from some rich c.nts.

Nah. We just all move in with Opti

[El Pollo Diablo]

Hallucinogens and orgies are the only way we'll get through the next five years