Election night party

[jdc]

Won't that be uncomfortable?

[Little waster]

Won't that be uncomfortable?

I think what has happened here jdc, is you've misunderstood the phrase "bung hole" to refer to mikeh's anus, in which case you would be correct that would be uncomfortable particularly if it was aflame, however I believe dyqik was in fact referring to a hole in the previously mentioned port barrel which is often stopped up with a cork or "bung".

This has then unintentionally caused a hilarious misunderstanding.

[Martin Y]

I should imagine scraping the bottom comes first.

Then move on to the port barrel. Ithankyouverymuch

[mikeh]

Won't that be uncomfortable?

I think what has happened here jdc, is you've misunderstood the phrase "bung hole" to refer to mikeh's anus, in which case you would be correct that would be uncomfortable particularly if it was aflame, however I believe dyqik was in fact referring to a hole in the previously mentioned port barrel which is often stopped up with a cork or "bung".

This has then unintentionally caused a hilarious misunderstanding.

Thank you Little waster, the voice of reason, in among a pit of filth and unrealistic scenarios.

* returns bung to hole in top of port barrel, slowly exits stage right whistling nonchalantly but with more than a slight grimace *

[GeenDienst]

I hope you wiped that bung first.

[mikeh]

I hope you wiped that bung first.

The point of keeping port in a barrel is to enrich the flavours therein.

I make no further comment about the bung.

[dyqik]

Won't that be uncomfortable?

I think what has happened here jdc, is you've misunderstood the phrase "bung hole" to refer to mikeh's anus, in which case you would be correct that would be uncomfortable particularly if it was aflame, however I believe dyqik was in fact referring to a hole in the previously mentioned port barrel which is often stopped up with a cork or "bung".

This has then unintentionally caused a hilarious misunderstanding.

dyqik in fact left the exact meaning of "bung hole" ambiguous, in order to provoke this hilarity.

[mediocrity511]

What was everyone's first election? Mine was 2010 and I voted Lib Dem. I was so disillusioned with politics for the longest time after that, I ended up considering myself an anarchist for a good while. Back engaging with party politics, but I've never quite recaptured the hope I had the first time I ever voted.

[Bird on a Fire]

Unless I get a VPN working I'll probably be switching between the BBC World Service, Radio 4 and Al Jazeera all night. Wish me luck.

Let me know how you get on with the VPN. Been having trouble finding a reliable one.

Turns out, if you put "free [channel name] streaming" into a search engine, the top few results all seem to work ok, at least for the bbc1.

[Bird on a Fire]

Stream streaming (bbc1).

Corn popping.

Beer cold.

Heart racing.

Life force ebbing.

[Bird on a Fire]

What was everyone's first election? Mine was 2010 and I voted Lib Dem. I was so disillusioned with politics for the longest time after that, I ended up considering myself an anarchist for a good while. Back engaging with party politics, but I've never quite recaptured the hope I had the first time I ever voted.

I'm also a disillusioned 2010 baby

[Bird on a Fire]

How are the graphics? I like Jeremy Vine's finishing line thing.

[El Pollo Diablo]

Here we go

[El Pollo Diablo]

f.ck.

[mikeh]

f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck f.ck

[lpm]

f.ck

[Bird on a Fire]

HOLY f.cking sh.tting f.cking CHRIST c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt c.nt

[JQH]

Feck!

Drink!

[lpm]

f.ck

[Stephanie]

f.cking hell, what the f.cking f.ck

[Bird on a Fire]

If i start hoping that nobody is able to predict anything with any accuracy, could there be unintended negative consequences?

[Vertigowooyay]

Exit poll suggest 86 seat Tory majority.

I guess if that’s true I need to admit what I’ve been trying to ignore - at heart, the UK has simply become a nasty, spiteful, selfish country.

[mikeh]

The UK will get the country it deserves.

Well done to those of you who are watching from another nation.

[Martin Y]

Shall we just declare the SNP are the official opposition and never speak of it again?

[JQH]

Exit poll suggest 86 seat Tory majority.

I guess if that’s true I need to admit what I’ve been trying to ignore - at heart, the UK England has simply become a nasty, spiteful, selfish country.

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