Tarot for dogs

[Tessa K]

And hamsters, cats and goldfish?

This annoys me a whole lot more than it should.

[Martin Y]

A small part of me wants to set up doing fortune telling for dogs, where I take the dog away for a while then bring it back and ask the owner for £50.

No, I'm not telling the owner anything. This is fortune telling for dogs and client confidentiality is sacrosanct.

[causan_dux]

I was in a similar business myself. Had to give it up. One of my clients, ironically a golden retriever, ran away with my crystal ball.

[Tessa K]

A small part of me wants to set up doing fortune telling for dogs, where I take the dog away for a while then bring it back and ask the owner for £50.

No, I'm not telling the owner anything. This is fortune telling for dogs and client confidentiality is sacrosanct.

Brilliant

[Al Capone Junior]

Please don't tell my neighbor, who is apparently the new self-proclaimed top dog guru of NW San Antonio. She's got more dog quackery going on than a Packard goose having a litter of puppies. Dog dreams, dog
Acupuncture, dog supplements, dog therapy, Jesus christ i hope she doesn't see this thread

[Tessa K]

Some friends asked me to knit a snood for their dog but I don't believe it has any magical properties.

[Martin_B]

Some friends asked me to knit a snood for their dog but I don't believe it has any magical properties.

As opposed to slood, which has an Emeritus Professor of Slood Dynamics at Unseen University (Rincewind)