I just got a leaflet from the LDs. I like getting election communications, 'cos recycling stuff makes me feel all virtuous. Unusually, I looked at this one.
They point out that "in the May elections", the LDs got more than 3 times what Labour got, under a banner "Labour can't win here". Of course, this was the Euro election. They didn't quite mention that in the 2017 GE, Labour were about 6,500 ish behind the undislodgeable ERG Cuntservative, while the LD was about 24,500 behind the fascist winning post. Is there a special name for telling self-serving porksters to arrive at a statement which is true anyway?
In other news, in today's Graun, it's not going well on the doormat for Magic Grandpa's shock troops in Labour marginals.
“It’s much more about Corbyn than Brexit,” they said. “I have people who are down as Labour supporters saying they won’t come out for me because of him. And this time, it’s much harder to make the argument that Corbyn won’t win so you might as well vote to have a Labour MP – which is what we were doing in 2017.”
The candidate said they had been given some hope from the sense that the contest had become one between the ABBs versus the ABCs – the Anyone But Borises versus the Anyone But Corbyns. “People are going to vote for who they hate the least. There doesn’t seem to be much enthusiasm for either leader.”
They really have to not f.ck up their next leadership election.
Just tell 'em I'm broke and don't come round here no more.