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Meanwhile, China's answer to the Trump class battleship is disclosed here

https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/20 ... -in-china/

Of course there's a reason why this disclosure happened today.

Which is in itself illuminating. The proposed response (an even bigger battleship with even more futuristic weapons, although a reasonable amount of VLS cells (200) although the weapons might raise eyebrows.
Large-capacity Vertical Launch System (VLS) for long-range air defense, anti-ship, anti-submarine, cyber, and land-attack missiles
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jimbob wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2026 1:41 pm Meanwhile, China's answer to the Trump class battleship is disclosed here

https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/20 ... -in-china/

Of course there's a reason why this disclosure happened today.

Which is in itself illuminating. The proposed response (an even bigger battleship with even more futuristic weapons, although a reasonable amount of VLS cells (200) although the weapons might raise eyebrows.
Large-capacity Vertical Launch System (VLS) for long-range air defense, anti-ship, anti-submarine, cyber, and land-attack missiles
Yes the Trump class is basically the punchline of an April fools article
Ha ha, excellent! I read Naval News regularly, and I'm trying to guess how far down the article I would have got before I checked the date. Sadly, I think it is to 'quantum hydrosonic"...
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I see Trump is campaigning FOR the Democrats now.
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Pam Bondi's gone now.
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FlammableFlower wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2026 7:17 pm Pam Bondi's gone now.
To be replaced by Blanche, who is his lawyer.
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And is the guy who was part of the moving of Maxwell to a much lower security prison with perks... which bodes oh so well for the Epstein inquiry.
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bjn wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:45 am
FlammableFlower wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2026 7:17 pm Pam Bondi's gone now.
To be replaced by Blanche, who is his lawyer.
And who is representing Trump in his lawsuit against the Department of Justice.
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And just when you think think things couldn’t get more surreal…

Y’know, if I heard “Donald Trump today pulled off his skin, to reveal Mickey Mouse underneath” or “Donald Trump owned the libs today by m.st.rbating furiously over a walrus”, I wouldn’t even bother fact checking it. I’d just take as true.
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Rich Scopie wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 7:03 pm And just when you think think things couldn’t get more surreal…
You're going to have to be more specific there...
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bjn wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:45 am
FlammableFlower wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2026 7:17 pm Pam Bondi's gone now.
To be replaced by Blanche, who is his lawyer.
Strictly speaking, his former lawyer. He has not been retained to act for Trump in private capacity since 2024. The US is not quite that transparently corrupt yet that you can both work for the DoJ and be retained as the president's lawyer. But in the metaphorical sense, he "is his lawyer", in that we all know that in doing his job at the DoJ he does Trump's bidding. Which, if true, is still corruption, but not quite that transparent.
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IvanV wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2026 5:41 pm
bjn wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:45 am
FlammableFlower wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2026 7:17 pm Pam Bondi's gone now.
To be replaced by Blanche, who is his lawyer.
Strictly speaking, his former lawyer. He has not been retained to act for Trump in private capacity since 2024. The US is not quite that transparently corrupt yet that you can both work for the DoJ and be retained as the president's lawyer. But in the metaphorical sense, he "is his lawyer", in that we all know that in doing his job at the DoJ he does Trump's bidding. Which, if true, is still corruption, but not quite that transparent.
“Trump’s creature” then.
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Trump's recent behaviour seems to me to be of a different kind than usual. I had always classed him as a boorish and ignorant malignant narcissist. But his expletive filled rant on Sunday, his description of having made Mohammed bin Salman "kiss my ass" and the comment to the Saudi investment forum that they could ask any question including about sex, and of course the increasing threats of murderous violence, suggest significant disinhibition, consistent with prefrontal dementia. If this is the case (and IANA psychiatrist) then these behaviours will be even more obvious in his closer official circles.
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US officials in the past kept presidents' ailments hidden, the most recent being Reagan's mental decline at the end of his term. However, we're now in a world 24-hour news and social media scrutiny with a president who likes being seen on both. So we'll see how it goes...
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Given this morning's threat to destroy an entire civilization (although he doesn't specify which one...), it's going really well.
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I took that as an indication he's threatening to use nuclear weapons. So take your pick between Iranian civilisation and global civilisation.
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JQH wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:40 pm I took that as an indication he's threatening to use nuclear weapons. So take your pick between Iranian civilisation and global civilisation.
Over on Internationalskeptics, Icerat, who now lives in Kyiv has been saying for a few weeks that Putin wants Trump to use a tactical nuclear weapon, in order to break the taboo and enable him to use one on Kyiv.
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I am genuinely f.cking scared right now.
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jimbob wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:43 pm
JQH wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:40 pm I took that as an indication he's threatening to use nuclear weapons. So take your pick between Iranian civilisation and global civilisation.
Over on Internationalskeptics, Icerat, who now lives in Kyiv has been saying for a few weeks that Putin wants Trump to use a tactical nuclear weapon, in order to break the taboo and enable him to use one on Kyiv.
Been thinking the same myself since Trump's "civilisation will die" statement but didn't want to voice it.
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I haven't felt this frightened about the global situation since the Cuban missile crisis. When I was 10 years old.
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Opti wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:29 pm I haven't felt this frightened about the global situation since the Cuban missile crisis. When I was 10 years old.
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Trump has just declared a ceasefire for 2 weeks because the Prime Minister of Pakistan asked him to. Obviously, Trump has become bored with this excursion into Iran, because it hasn't made him look the strong military genius he was aiming for. Instead the war was eating away at his base.
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